Eh

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

his massive tits and deranged personality have captivated me

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

#people being able to leave jobs that maltreat them is a threat to capitalism

I wish I could get to the point where I feel comfortable sitting with that “I don’t know” feeling within myself

I like to think that my earnest usage of knocking on wood to avoid self jinxing / tempting fate is me letting little wood spirits, perhaps nymphs, know I could use some help in life.

When I have to wood to knock on, I gently knock on my head. I’d like to think that that’s just me telling the better parts of my psyche that I could use some help in life.

i never got why kids shouldn’t swear, like if a little kid walked past me and went “aw fuck i dropped my popsicle” i would laugh until i needed an ambulance