The Lost Addict

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

Chalk is squids road.

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

Over the last few days this has become everything to me

Shout-out to my bf who 100% Zelda BOTW and TOTK and who refused to teleport because he found it immersion-breaking.

Okay, this is actually funny

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

i will replace chatgpt