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The Tenth Doctor doesn't know what grand larceny is, but he thinks it sounds fun.

To the Delphon, the surgical removal of limbs is incredibly sexually alluring.

Brian Williams continues to look after the Pond residence to this day in case Amy and Rory ever return.

Mortimus once asked Ushas out and was so harshly rejected that he then believed she wasn't interested in dating anyone at all. This made him oblivious to the relationship that eventually developed between Ushas and Magnus.

The Silver Doctor is an automaton modeled after the Eighth Doctor. This automaton can sing, play the trumpet, and reveal dark secrets about the future.

The music the Fifth Doctor played on the harp to access the Time Scoop is called Rassilon’s Lament.

The Time Lord Letters is a collection of historical documents written by the Doctor throughout their life.

This collection includes a message from Theta Sigma to Borusa about a perigosto stick accident, a letter to Marie Antoinette prior to her execution, a message from the Fifth Doctor concerning a missing aircraft to the Airport Controller, a "Thank you for having me" note from the Eleventh Doctor to Craig Owens, and many, many more.

The Doctor has luck manipulation abilities.

The Master has literally tripped over the Fourth Doctor’s scarf before.

The Master was also once kneed in the groin by the Rani while in the same body (that body went through a lot, poor little cheetah man).

The Doctor was invited to the Rani's 94th birthday party.

When they were young, the Doctor collected blown glass bottles made from sand from different planets. The reason the Fifth Doctor and Peri went to Androzani Minor was because he lost his Androzani bottle and wanted another.

Donna sometimes purposefully gets pear ice cream, so she doesn't have to share with the Doctor.

A TARDIS will assault the mind of anyone but their Time Lord and the Time Lord’s familiars.

Ace lost her virginity to Sabalom Glitz.

The Master stole the Loom of Rassilon's Mouse in an attempt to weave himself a new body.

Regeneration was never meant to be an emergency procedure.

The Eighth Doctor once stole a NASA space shuttle.

Borusa has regenerated due to a falling stack of books, an unfortunate incident resulting from a misplaced decimal point, and a toenail infection.

Every time I learn something new about Academy era Gallifrey I have to do a double take. Some of it is cute and very human for a society like that (etc. the Doctor keeping a pet in his dorm he wasn’t allowed, the Doctor and the Master having a band in their youth, baby Doctor being the Time Tot hide and seek champion for 42 straight years which apparently pissed off baby Rani) and then other bits is just like. The kind of straight up insanity I expected. Baby Doctor (or Theta) developing a new kind of bacteria that could render anyone that came in contact with it comatose. Theta’s cousin trying to get him executed as a literal fucking child out of jealousy. Theta’s friend group (the Deca) climbing a mountain with hallucinogenic snow. A student at the Academy turning another student into a crystal and dropping him off a tower. Magnus (the War Chief) rising to prominence amongst the Time Lords and the Borusa (the Deca’s old professor) framing him for treason out of envy, causing him to have to become a renegade.

Like imagine you’ve got a nice and well-appointed government job after leaving uni and your old lecturer who also happens to work for the government starts feeling threatened by you so he tries to get you the fucking death penalty by framing you for the most serious crime you can literally ever commit in your society, all this forcing you into becoming an on-the-run convict.

Honestly I don’t blame ANY of the renegades for running away and just being generally fucked up people. The Doctor? The Master? The Rani? The War Chief? The Time Meddler? Their childhoods were FUCKED dude, no FUCKING wonder they’re all in such desperate need of therapy. Not to mention The Doctor wanting to find The Toymaker to prove to his family that he’s not a screw up, and in that getting two of his friends killed, and then erased from ever existing because the Time Lord government couldn’t bear such a scandal.

If Gallifreyan society and hierarchy wasn’t so genuinely fucked, I don’t think any of Doctor Who would’ve happened.

To survive on that forsaken planet, you HAVE to be an awful person, I swear to god. No wonder Doc wanted to leave so bad because Jesus fuck the amount of assassination attempts and misuses of the justice system I’ve been reading about 😭🙏 basically everyone is just a self-serving dick in this society and honestly it’s kinda funny

The Master making a president die of stress because he staged a fucking rebellion with a load of uni students… multiple times. And tried to get The Doctor to join… multiple times. For which Doc had his memory wiped… multiple times.

I guess this one is more normal but he looks like he’s going to tell me more than I ever wanted to know about a show I’ve never watched. Which is probably accurate honestly. So this one gets a pass.

This is. Inexcusable though why did they do this. Why are his eyes so white. Whys he lit like that. He looks like he’s going to attack me as soon as I blink