buy more things because you’re depressed

Okay

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

I used to think I was being too picky but fuck that. I deserve someone who wants to know about me. It may sound silly but I don’t wanna be out here fucking with people who never ask my favorite color or if I ate today. I deserve someone who wants to hear my dreams just as much as I want to hear theirs. I deserve the same energy and effort I release. Fuck that. 

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

How lit is this lol

Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.

I WASN’T EXPECTING JEREMY DOOLEY

Plus did anyone peep how these messages were only sent within a 1.5 hour time frame? Like in less than two hours dude had a whole nervous breakdown because he didn’t get a follow-back 🙄

someone: omg this show is so dramatic! me: okay but is it as dramatic as the total drama island campfire ceremonies where chris points between two campers and he’s about to say who got eliminated, i don’t think so