XVIII

the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous 

OFH DA BOHT

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA

I’m the guy shadow boxing @ the gator w/o my shirt on

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

yiykes all those kids could’ve died

They better keep wearing name tags.

how is Fox News going to go the whole season of the Bachelor without all their female anchors

I scrolled by this without actually paying attention the first time and thought it was just different headshots of the same girl

This is so freaking cute. This is going to be my first post/reblog of 2018.

The weirdest thing straight girls do is shame people who use pads instead of tampons

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

next time he’ll think before he cheats

Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love

LMFAOOOOOOO…

!!!!!

:’D

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs

Gays coming out of their closet to shame the mankind