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is your phone fully charged? are your nipples hard? are you ready to go?

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

This is the funniest fucking post I’ve ever seen

i have rocks and crystals and i like them and i like to buy them and i’m always afraid ppl will be like “oh u must kno something about Witchcraft or Spirituality” but i don’t know dick about shit i just like shiney rocks, i’ve got a Crow Brain

criticize the work of stephanie meyer all you like, but she has let twilight die of natural causes rather than viciously reanimate its corpse with every tweet. yes this is about jkr

the millennials behind brand twitters are class traitors no you can’t make me change my mind

Denny’s social media is the exception to this.

they are absolutely not.

That fuckin smile at the end

This is soooo ugly omg

be the cowboy