i love my cat

RIP Jackie Pike you would’ve loved Good Luck Babe by Chappell Roan

Biblically accurate ship name for Skip is actually Grunter I dont make the rules

If you’re using Google Translate to put a foreign language in your fic, and I’m using Google Translate to read it, then who’s flying the plane?

If a centaur plays hockey, is that not just polo?

“His eyes narrowed dangerously.” The fuck they did! He only got the one!

Did you know that if you bring up that Heated Rivalry doesn’t pass the Bechdel test, they take you out back and shoot you.

I’m currently obsessed with the idea of Ilya’s niece going to college in Canada and reconnecting with him. But have we CONSIDERED. Ruby Pike excitedly bringing home her girlfriend for the first time. Hayden and Jackie doing their oversupportive ally parent thing freaking out over making the perfect dinner. Hayden opens the door to his daughter hand-in-hand with a tall girl with curly blonde hair and a very familiar smirk. She introduces herself as Irina Rozanova and Hayden’s blood runs COLD. Jackie and Irina are already queening out. Hayden’s still standing at the front door in shock. The possibilities here are hilarious and I demand more Pike daughter/Rozanov niece fics immediately