lord of the salmon

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain

fantasy john lennon: imagine being able to use the elf stones

regular ringo starr: I've arnessed th power of th elf stones

ringo starr has the elf stones

ringo starr is the person currently in possession of the elf stones

the current holder of the elf stones is former beatles drummer ringo starr. he is believed to be capable of using them

the person who possesses the elf stones today in 2026 is widely known to be ex-beatle and musician ringo starr, who is also capable of utilizing the power of the elf stones

former beatles drummer ringo starr is actively wielding the power of the elf stones. He's building something.

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

irish american chan will be the next big thing

So If Im Being Completely Honest I Am Small But Maybe If I Get Enough Calcium

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.