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please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

joining the war on aroace headcanons on the side of aroace headcanons

I guess the thing that gets me about bloodletting is that by the end of the series Legs hates Owen for what he did to them but never really internalizes the fact that Owen was wrong to do it, both in action and principles.

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

One more (wip) won't hurt

Uhoh

Owen is doing a bad enough job I think I might put an author's note with what you're supposed to do.

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis