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still violently oscillating between 'this was a good and, considering the entire situation, a smart decision' and 'I just ruined my whole life - again' I hate this stupid baka world etc

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

i dislike the whole “horror is so back” narrative people are throwing around recently with obsession and backrooms. both are great movies, but horror was also so back with the long walk. and sinners. and the substance. and nosferatu. and literally anything directed by jordan peele. horror as a genre will always have its flops. but there will always be those few that revive the hype.

honestly the problem isnt even that the words are AAVE, its that youre treating an entire dialect of english with its own complex vocabulary, grammar, and rules as teehee funny meme language and/or that you only use AAVE when youre angry/upset