Ultimately Harmless

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

And for the last time, you can't fuck the monsters. They aren't the kind of monsters you can fuck

Had it with all this bullshit grimdark worldbuilding just for the sake of edginess with nothing to actually say. I'm going to fuck the monsters.

Listen, buddy, I get it when it's monstrosity-as-a-marker-of-marginalization or it's a, a commentary on arbitrary constructions of beauty standards or whatever. That's one type of monster, that's fine. Very fuckable type of monster. But we're talking about, like, the metaphysical worldly manifestations of imperialist warmongering and rapacious depletion of the environment and systemic racism and shit like that. And I mean it's obviously not conceptually impossible to eroticize all that, you see people doing it, but it's fraught, right? It's fraught. Thin Ice. And if you're gonna go there you can't be flippant about what you're doing, man. This shit affects people's lives in real, non-metaphorical ways. When I was at CVS I just saw three or four anthromorphic personifications of the concept of medical debt pulling a little old lady apart like a wishbone

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

Humans are freaking amazing

As someone who follows the official Redbull YouTube channel, this is truly so redbull of them.

What is it with bmx people finding the least safe things in the world to do

why is long furby so wise?

i cannot emphasize enough how 20 yuan is less than 3 US dollars

Please note at the end where the sandal has landed.

ttrpg where the amount of overkill damage your last pc took as they died is the starting xp you get with your next character. the best way to accelerate advancement is to get in way over your head and be torn to shreds

pair this with frequently-exploding dice for a game where sometimes you get overkilled out of nowhere and sometimes you go up against a threat way out of your league and bring it down anyway

no more playing characters like stolen cars, play them like crash test dummies