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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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GUYS I KNOW PPL HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS BUT THIS PROPHECY IS TRIPPIN ME OUT- I KEEP MEANING TO POST THIS

NEWBIE SCENEMO STORYTIME:

tldr: Went down rabbit holes, saw tumblr post on Pinterest including this (4got about it) Really into mcr, didn’t watch Dan & Phil yet, just knew clips & hearsay. (I’ll watch them today like god intended, dont worry) Flash forward, MCR goes on tour & I explode. Dan & Phil r officially 2gether. I rediscover prophecy. Am flabbergasted. WTF??

*ALSO, WHAT’S ALL THIS ABOUT P!ATD?? IS THIS REAL?! IM RUNNING 2 GOOGLE RN- Y'ALL LYINH LYING

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I just got into emo/scene..scene about a yr or two ago, right? Literally JUST got Tumblr, fresh out the oven baby, used to experience it second hand thru Pinterest, ok?? Went down a few rabbit holes, learned some Lore, RIGHT??

Saw this post on Pinterest a while ago, giggled, scrolled. Done, right? WRONG. Flash forward 2025: My Chemical Romance is going on a Black Parade tour & I lose it. I cried, right? Naturally.

Then, everyone shouts from the rooftops: “DAN AND PHIL ARE TOGETHER! GUYS, THE PROPHECY!! EVERYONE STAY CALM-”

Now, I wasn’t chronically online in the early 2000s, but I at least know who Dan & Phil are. I thought: “Were they not together already? Oh, well, I’m happy for them! Wait..what prophecy?” I’m looking around, confused but happy, about everyone collectively celebrating/panicking at the disco.

I had sadly forgotten the ancient text I saw while doomscrolling that random fateful day. So I look for it anddd here I am. Flabbergasted. What the fuck. WTF HJSKSKSKSLJSKS

Also what’s all this talk about p!atd?? Are y'all serious? DON’T LIE TO ME- Be 4real is it just Brendon, the 1 man band or…? I won’t get my high hopes up bc there’s no way. Ugh, why would I even go there.. I’m looking it up rn. & then I’m gonna finally start watching Dan & Phil, don’t worry.

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“I have no skeletons in my closet - I’ve pulled them out, dressed them up, and put them in songs.”

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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

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Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

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5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

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Being a woman with really very visibly hairy legs is honestly funny as fuck if you go outside in shorts people on the street look at you like Rowley

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If you want your own mugs you can go buy them >:(

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So are you like getting stuff done in life or what

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