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I was reading Catullus 31 as I looked out over Lake Garda and a bird shat on me. What does this mean? Any augurs on here?

That little pinch of salt is what really makes a jammy dodger. Exquisite. 🍪♥️

Hearing the English version of a song you've only heard in Simlish is such an odd experience. Like you're singing it wrong dude. The words are 'glorby fwib'

a cat just ran into my flat when i opened the front door to go shopping. it's not my cat. it's currently napping on my sofa. i'm too scared of getting scratched to try and make it leave. plus she's too cute to disturb. what do i doooo

making the oratorical gesture for sadness every time i say something today so everybody knows i'm the appropriate amount of sad over the loss of our chickpea

It's 2°C outside. My heating is broken. There's a hole in my front door.