lookingfortheanswer

The fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

Filed under shit I will never put up with again.

excuse me but bisexuality means you are only allowed to be attracted to two people in your lifetime and we know damn well about your crush on susie in the third grade so you better use your next one wisely pal

This made me cry a little. The number of people who tell me they used to play the flute but that they weren’t ‘talented’ enough or they gave it up to, you know, do life… This is just so beautiful.

How to know your house is haunted 21st century style.

this is so fuckin cute

“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

VERY GOOD.