Safe & Sound

Can someone take me to the ocean? I need to have a break from everything.

That’s right☝🏻✌🏻👊🏻

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

I have questions

To get to the other side

would anyone be interested in falling in love with me in 2020? just wondering

This makes me laugh so much

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

i love cats that sit like this. thank you, cats that sit like this

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

I’m at a loss for words

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me