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America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king
But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because âNo. thatâs not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds Iâm about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolutionâ
I need this as a series
Vampires sharing the recipe for Greek fire.
Vampires speaking in dead languages.
Vampires being able to translate untranslatable scripts.
Vampires who react to straightwashing historical figures like âAre you kidding me everyone knew that man was queer!â
Vampires from cultures who were once antagonistic towards each other stubbornly maintaining a friendship thatâs lasted longer than their civilizations.
Vampires who honour forgotten deities you wonât find in mythology books.
Also, vampires who secretly saved stuff from the Library of Alexandra.
A vampire show that does not revolve all around sex and eternal cursed love.
nerd vampire whose knowledge of current events is terrible but they can always remember everything thatâs considered âhistoryâ so they have a super-detailed knowledge of everything up to about thirty years ago and then ?????
vampire who couldnât tell you what caravaggio was known for but duelled with him at least three times and slept with him at least ten. âcara-who OH YOU MEAN MICHAEL yeah he was coolâ
vampire who spent 100 years in a convent and is still so bitter that in all that time they never made her mother superior âGODDAMMIT I HAD SENIORITY! I HAD SENIORITY!â âokay so first off janet, that was six hundred years ago, but more importantly, maybe if you didnât always start those complaints off with blasphemyâŚâ
vampire professor who just sort of showed up at oxford when it was founded and is still there (and nobodyâs noticed because he still never actually shows up to his lectures)
vampire politician who lifts all their campaign speeches wholesale from speeches given 200 years ago and just waits for someone to catch them out (nobody ever does theyâre prime minister and their approval ratings are through the roof)
WAIT I HAVE MORE
queer vampire who constantly talks about the fashion for straightness and you need to be really careful because if you tell them straight is default they WILL scream at you for five days straight about what a modern concept heterosexuality is
vampire hoarder who has an entire town where they just kept having to buy new houses to keep their stuff in and some of itâs probably worth tens of millions by now but youâll never find it in among the 1950s kitschy kitten sculptures and boxes of newspaper (the newspaper is a wonderful mix of yesterdayâs guardian and daily courants from 1725)
vampire sailor from mandervilleâs time who just has so many stories and some of them might even be true
vampire bluestocking girl who took to the internet like a fish to water and spends her whole unlife engaging reddit antifeminists about womenâs rights because thatâs one fight sheâs determined to see through. also with the advent of cheap dyes she literally wears blue socks every day and hopes one day someone gets the joke
vampire doctor who just gets SO CONFUSED about the literature because do you know how hard it is to keep up with medicine kevin? when i got my doctorate we thought leeches were good and then they were bad and now theyâre good again? i was published in issue one of the lancet kevin that is 387 lancets kevin how the hell am i meant to remember which oneâs current kevin why are they saying cannabis is good for pain like this is news??? (but also lives in a state of wonderment every day in hospital because wow look at all this stuff we can do now look at it kevin!)
entire coven of vampires constantly quibbling over manners because theyâre all from different periods: âHATS OFF AT TABLEâ âSCREW YOU LEONARD ONLY PEASANTS EAT BAREHEADEDâ âTABITHA THAT HASNâT BEEN GOOD MANNERS SINCE THE 1500S NOBODY HAS LICE ANY MOREâ âIT ISNâT ABOUT LICE LEONARD ITâS ABOUT GOOD MANNERS YOU NEED TO HAVE GOOD MANNERS WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE OVER FOR DINNERâ âI SWEAR TO GOD TABITHA IF YOU MAKE THAT PUN ONE MORE TIME I WILL SHOVE YOUR STUPID HAT DOWN YOUR THROATâ
vampire musicians who might not have been child prodigies but goddammit 500 years of practicing an instrument is bound to get you somewhere (also knowing the composer and being the first person to start playing a song doesnât hurt either)
my favorite will always be vampires who know fuck-all about the standard major historical events because they were always somewhere else whenever big shit was going down:
âyeah i heard about the hundred years war but i was in northern african at the time soâŚâ
âthe roman empire fell??? how did the fucking roman empire fall??? i spend a fucking handful of decades in india and i come back to this???â
ârussia needs to stop having revolutions, i canât keep them all straightâŚâ
âwhen did france become a democracy?? and americaâs now itâs own country??? iâve spent the last century in a forest in wallachia scaring small children soââwHat dO yOU meAn weâre calling it romania now??? when the fuck did it become romania???â
âWE HAD A WORLD WAR??? WE HAD TWO WORLD WARS???? well obviously âworldâ is an exaggeration because i heard nothing about it while i was lost in the amazon rainforest for the last fifty yearsâŚâ
âlisten i spent most of the fourteenth century as a pirate in the south china sea so someoneâs gonna had to clue me in on all this âblack plagueâ nonsense.â
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When you get so giddy over new yarn you don't know what to crochet first đđ #newyarn #crochetbeginner #relaxation #probablytooexcitedaboutthis

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A compilation of eye make-up I find to be absolutely gorgeous.Â
đholy eff I wanna be this good
These are goals af!!
Omfg
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These are fiber optic dresses.
âWhat kind of fabric is that dress?â
âMagic motherfucker.â
Iâm so glad this was invented before my wedding.
Who knew a few pipe cleaners and some chopped up straws could keep him so entertained?? #mylove #learningthroughplay #finemotorskills #hoursoffun #keepshimquiet

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#mylove #mummyshelper #slimmingworldchipsđ #actifry
#waveoflight
do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and youâre just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. Weâve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying âlooks like weâre almost home!â đ
Bless his heart.
Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

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âI donât know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.â (insp.)
Womanâs Viral Post Urges Dads to Take More Photos of Moms
A viral open letter posted on Facebook this month is reminding parents of the importance of not just photographing their kids, but being in the photos themselves. Back on September 3rd, Glen Rose, Texas-based inspirational speaker Kaylin Maree Schimpf posted a short and simple message on Facebook that urges men to photograph their wives more. âDear menâŚ. take the photo,â Schimpf says.
ââŚhow many photos does she capture of you, of your family and of your life youâve built[?],â Schimpf asks. âBut when she is gone, those photos wonât show your children the women who was behind the camera.â
âTake the photo,â she continues. âMessy hair, no make up or a dirty old t-shirt wonât matter to your children when she is gone someday. What will matter is that you loved what you saw enough to take a photo, to document it, to preserve that moment in time of the woman you love.â
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As I wrote recently, itâs also good for us to specifically ask others to take pics of us with our children. It reminds everyone that what we are doing is valuable and worth recording.