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[[ Kay for real though, if I condensed my blogs into a multimuse, would y'all still write with me?

thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh 

thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them? bruce: there’s literally six movies proving what a terrible idea that is thor: you don’t have all the facts bruce: which are? thor: i love them 

Wait if the Jurassic Park movies exist in the MCU… I want Thor to watch them with Bruce and ask why the Grandmaster is in them. Bruce is confused but looks at who Thor is pointing at before just… “holy shit…”

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En had Loki dressed in the most current, fashionable styles, and the tailor adjusted the asymmetrical, thin, shimmery layers to leave Loki's breasts easily accessible. En was most pleased with the arrangements that left his chest bared entirely. "You have, uh, the loveliest body, Loki. I ought to make it a crime to cover it as you prefer." Xe found xirself strongly missing the sheer, revealing fabrics and clearly-visible body paint from the pregnancy. Perhaps xe would indulge Loki with another child. Then again... "Perhaps if you insist on being selective over, uh, clothing, I will simply order you to... to wear none. That would certainly... Certainly suit you. And perhaps, when Aurora is finished feeding from you, I will decorate your nipples as they... as they deserve." Xe pinched a currently-exposdd nipple to punctuate xir statement.

En made a very pleased noise and stroked his side proudly while xe continued to coo praises. Xe was content to keep touching and holding and murmuring compliments until xir pet fell asleep, knowing that the claim xe’d made tonight had finally sunk into Loki and made his position clear.

Loki didn’t know when he finally succumbed to the call of sleep, but he slept quite well. He woke up a few hours later feeling well rested and content. He ached slightly where he had been pierced, but it was nowhere near the amount of pain he had felt when he had been freshly pierced. “En?” He asked, searching for xir slightly with one wandering hand.

Em made a surprised sound of acknowledgment, looking down at Loki curiously. Xe hadn't a clue who had let that name slip. Surely, Loki hadn't had contact with xir brother, and as far as xe knew, there wasn't a servant in the palace who would refer to xir so informally. Had he pulled it out of xir thoughts without xir notice? "That's Grandmaster to you, sweet, pretty thing," xe responded, stroking one of his beautifully-swollen nipples. "You sleep like a... Like a flerken, pet. And you're far too pretty to wake. I'm sure you'll spend near all your time, uh, lazing... lazing around in the, uh, the sunlight." Xe laughed again.

"Mm, all sorts of things. To all of your... Your sensitive places." En took the opportunity xe was given and stuck his hands over his head with a thought and some magic. "What, uh, what do you want me to do, pet?"

Tony smiles and settles back into En’s lap, starting with xir so it would be easier, “Well, I have to have marvelous taste, I like you, don’t i?” he smiles faintly, already working through basic ideas for this VR game tasked to him.

“Exactly.” En smiled at him, then stroked his hair with one hand while giving him access to xir other. After less than a minute, xe abandoned the petting to start fiddling with a puzzle on a screen, letting Tony focus on his task.

Tony pouts when the pets stop but doesn’t make a fuss, slowly painting and making a small ExT on his thumbs before guiding him to let them dry, before doing his own. 

En smiled at the overwhelming sentimentality of that and nudged Tony into a position where he could kiss him before letting him continue. “Good boy,” xe praised, only slightly distractedly.

Tony beams and smiles at the kiss, pleased that he could be good and continuing to paint, putting just E on his nails before settling against En and watching his nails dry, his mind a million miles away and working out the kinks to his initial idea for the VR game.

Tony was such an emotional creature that En couldn’t help but find it endearing. Xe dried their nails with little more than a thought and handed Tony a more appropriate tablet for his assigned project before repositioning them so xe could scratch idly at his scalp as they worked.

Tony coos at the soft scratches and works fast, showing En when he was finished the first prototype, “What do you think? I know it’s far from perfect, so besides the obvious things, what should I add?”

En made several impressed and proud noises as he looked over xir pet’s progress, then pulled him up for another kiss before suggesting several improvements and additions. “Come, uh, come sit in my lap, pet.”

Tony obeys and smiles faintly into the kiss, smiling at his master, nuzzling at xir shoulder faintly, “I made you proud?” He asks shyly. He had always loved creating but no one had really ever been impressed with his work before and he didn’t realize how happy it made him to hear it.

“Yes, sweet thing,” En assured him with a smile. “I’m very proud of you. You, uh, you did lovely work.” He was such an easy pet to love, eager to please as he was. En wrapped zir arms comfortably around him and kissed his forehead. “How about I take you somewhere a- ah little more comfortable, and we play a game that’s a little, uh, more physical, h I can show you just..m just how much you’ve pleased me.”

Tony responds warmly to the kiss, humming and cuddling closer, “yes please, I would like that,” he sighs, happy to play any game xe wanted and even more eager to see how he had pleased En.

En smiled widely and set Tony back down on his feet, then stood and nudged him down a hall towards a room that would meet their needs. Once there, xe pushed Tony back towards the bed and slid xir hand up under xir pet's shirt. "Lay down for me, pet. We're going to see, uh, to see just how much a pretty thing like you can... can take."

Tony smiles and settles back into En’s lap, starting with xir so it would be easier, “Well, I have to have marvelous taste, I like you, don’t i?” he smiles faintly, already working through basic ideas for this VR game tasked to him.

“Exactly.” En smiled at him, then stroked his hair with one hand while giving him access to xir other. After less than a minute, xe abandoned the petting to start fiddling with a puzzle on a screen, letting Tony focus on his task.

Tony pouts when the pets stop but doesn’t make a fuss, slowly painting and making a small ExT on his thumbs before guiding him to let them dry, before doing his own. 

En smiled at the overwhelming sentimentality of that and nudged Tony into a position where he could kiss him before letting him continue. “Good boy,” xe praised, only slightly distractedly.

Tony beams and smiles at the kiss, pleased that he could be good and continuing to paint, putting just E on his nails before settling against En and watching his nails dry, his mind a million miles away and working out the kinks to his initial idea for the VR game.

Tony was such an emotional creature that En couldn’t help but find it endearing. Xe dried their nails with little more than a thought and handed Tony a more appropriate tablet for his assigned project before repositioning them so xe could scratch idly at his scalp as they worked.

Tony coos at the soft scratches and works fast, showing En when he was finished the first prototype, “What do you think? I know it’s far from perfect, so besides the obvious things, what should I add?”

En made several impressed and proud noises as he looked over xir pet’s progress, then pulled him up for another kiss before suggesting several improvements and additions. “Come, uh, come sit in my lap, pet.”

Tony obeys and smiles faintly into the kiss, smiling at his master, nuzzling at xir shoulder faintly, “I made you proud?” He asks shyly. He had always loved creating but no one had really ever been impressed with his work before and he didn’t realize how happy it made him to hear it.

"Yes, sweet thing," En assured him with a smile. "I'm very proud of you. You, uh, you did lovely work." He was such an easy pet to love, eager to please as he was. En wrapped zir arms comfortably around him and kissed his forehead. "How about I take you somewhere a- ah little more comfortable, and we play a game that's a little, uh, more physical, h I can show you just..m just how much you've pleased me."

“Always,” En answered easily. “If we have a little boy, they will… will be your sweet boy. Assuming they’re sweet at all,” xe teased. “I’m certainly not, uh, doing the work with a child.” Spoil them.rotten with everything they could want, of course. Xe'be free with praise and physical affection as well, but En wasn’t going to change diapers or sit up with a sniffly, snotty child with the flu or take care of discipline. That was what the nanny was for, and En wasn’t going to take credit. “You will be the most important, uh, important thing to me for… A very long time, darling.”

“Good,” En echoed, “because if you stop being my good, sweet boy, there would be an awful lot of spanking in your future.” En cupped his jaw and kissed him softly, then directed, “Finish eating, Loki. You, uh, you need the… the nutrients.”

En gave Klaus a long, concerned and sympathetic look. "No, hon, I don't... I don't think you can stop me worrying that easy. You need a place to go t'night? Or is someone coming to... To get you?" Xe wasn't about to trust someone who'd bought that much product out on the streets alone.

En caught the knife before it could drop back down to Loki's hand again and set it out of his reach. "I think it, uh, might be time for me to take my boy home. What do you think, sweet pea?" Sakaar wasn't set to close for another two hours, but the staff could handle things without xir on a Tuesday, and that scowl was intriguing.

Xe hummed, not thrilled with the terms of Loki's acceptance, but after a moment, xe did accept them. Still frowning and thinking over Loki's wardrobe problems, xe called for xir favorite tailor and sat down to wait. "I'm, uh, I'm going to dress you in dark blue. The... The shimmery kind."