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A Rahab’s haunt is a trickster spirit which may only enter a human’s dwelling when accompanied by another human. They disguise themselves as travelers, in need of shelter. Once they've found an agreeable stead, they may remain for years, causing the inhabitants a constant and immutable sense of not belonging.
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Overcome by my suspicion that even seemingly mundane things in the natural world still have important properties that we don't even know about, either because we don't know how to detect them yet or we haven't observed then yet under the right conditions or because they somehow don't lend themselves to the reductionist framework in which science operates.
Imagine accepting a demonic contract by opening a door like this. The terms and conditions would be written on the door, and walking in would signify that you've made the deal.
I wonder if this could be a party game that teens play in the lowlander ring.
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How phlogiston is made
Phlogiston is what the alexandrians call the powder with a yellow glow that's often used to fuel spells. It responds to God's word. It can't be found anywhere in nature, but it can be produced artificially. It exists in two forms; liquid and powder. Powdered phlogiston is very easy to produce and handle, the liquid not so much. To make the powder, one must first make an idol.
Idols are statues fashioned after animals. They are hollowed out and the cavity within has two openings: one on the top of the head, and one in the mouth. The mouth is also often closable. The process after the body of the idol is created varies from culture to culture. For example alexandrians bathe them in styx water and anoint them with a special sigil. The next step is to gather quartz sand. The tetrahedral silicate structure has the perfect geometry for containing intercalated phlogiston particles. Its use was also made popular by its favorable optical properties, since the one use all cultures share for phlogiston is to create light with it using the spell "fiat lux". The quartz sand then must be poured into the idol through the opening on the head. The priest will then kneel and recite the appropriate prayer.
Virgilian:
"Lucerna pedibus meis verbum tuum, et lumen semitis meis. Juravi et statui custodire judicia justiciae tuae. Appropinquet deprecatio mea in conspecto tuo, Domina; juxta eloqium tuum da mihi intellectum. Intrret postulatio mea in conspectu tuo; secundum eloqium tuum eripe me. Eructabunt labia mea hymnum, cum docueris me justificationes tuas. Pronuntiabit lingua mea eloqium tuum, quia omnia mandata tua aequitas. Fiat manus tua ut salvet me, quoniam mandata tua elegi. Concupivi salutare tuum, Domina, et lex tua meditatio mea est." English:
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and light unto my path. I have sworn, and I will perform it, that I will keep thy righteous judgements. Let my cry come near before thee, O Lady: give me understanding according to thy word. Let my supplication come before thee: deliver me according to thy word. My lips shall utter praise, when thou hast taught me thy statutes. My tongue shall speak of thy word: for all commandments are righteousness. Let thine hand help me; for I have chosen thy precepts. I have longed for thy salvation, O Lady; and thy law is my delight."
The verse will intercalate the sand with phlogiston. The resulting powder may be extracted from the idol through the mouth.
To get liquid phlogiston, one must extract it with supercritical holy water. Alexandrians use a specialized liquid extractor that makes advantage of phlogiston's negative mass. The sand is crushed hydraulically while the supercritical holy water flows between its particles, dissolving the phlogiston. The water is then circulated into a separate reactor where phlogiston is extracted through distillation, and gathers in a chamber above the distillator. Liquid phlogiston is much purer and more potent, and is used to power everything from household appliances to vehicles across the lowlander ring. Its behavior is far too unpredictable in higher rings, and so they don't make any use of it. As for the Vatican: phlogiston immediately loses its glow once entering the area and cannot produce any magical effects.
"The Ancients were capable of wondrous things, but they often made mistakes, and 'dungeons' are the outcome of those mistakes" is a common conceit in dungeon-crawling fantasy, but the Ancients' fuckups are typically framed as products of hubris or madness. I want to see a setting where they messed up for the same reason that real-world engineering and public works projects often come to horrifying ends. The safety reports were suppressed because the architect was somebody's cousin. The plans clearly called for unobtanium rods, but a malfeasant contractor swapped them for mudanium and pocketed the difference. Somebody got sick of having to re-summon the hellgate each dawn and propped it open with a shoe.
I just had the elusive 8 pm nap. It came with a dream so detailed and eldritch that I must write down at least one detail. It might come useful later while writing.
There was a 3d shape that was supposedly the same as the 3d shadow cast by a higher dimensional object. And it was very divine. Like I could build it from Legos and when I rubbed it with my hands, the static electricity made me feel vaguely happy and put a sweet taste in my mouth. I was told in the dream that it's the taste of nectar. Also it'd glow when charged.
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Originally, the suffix "-mancy" meant fortune telling. Like osteomancy was/is telling the future with bones. Pyromancy, too, really meant using fire in some sort of way to tell the future, not just generic fire magic. Chronomancy becomes a really funny premise once you stop understanding it as stopping time and shit, and instead just using time to tell the future. Like, yes, lemme just wait and see what's gonna happen. 100% foolproof.
Me, complaining while drawing: why did he have to have 12 apostles why couldn't he had have like 3 or 7 guys. 3 homeboys
Friend: tell me which sounds better to you: the 3 homeboys or the 12 apostles
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A shepherd in abandoned Sacred Grove, Herbert List, Italy, 1952
there are these things called "adverbs". nobody has seen one and lived to tell the tale
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ADVERBS KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?
