Flatulence Aficionado

(IS) • Sitting in class next to a clearly, still sick classmate, perhaps food poisoning of the sorts. They swore they were fine before coming in that day, they’d thought everything had run its course. But now, sitting in the hard seats of their lecture room, listening to their teachers voice drone on about nothing in particular, they can feel the bubbling in their gut return. You try to mind your business, pretending like you don’t notice their slight shifts and then reaching down to rub their agitated stomach periodically. A smell hits you before the sound did, a sudden, foul, meaty smell assaults your nostrils. You look over to be meet with a sheepish, almost alarmed look on your desk mate, they eyes narrow as they push out a purr of a fart, hips up and angled, thankfully, away from you. It picks up to a murmur before finished off with a rather loud squelch. They immediately sit back up, face red as the both of you check your surroundings, just to make sure no one heard. Your desk mate look at you for a moment before whispering a quick sorry, getting up out of their seat and rushing towards the door.

• A jock getting a nerdy boy to do his homework for him, a tale as old as time. But what would happen if the two of them were both stricken with a bout of gas, probably brought on by the help of cafeteria food. The two are in the library, the nerd perched on a beanbag while the jock stands above him, absentmindedly reading the title of the books on the shelf. As an encouragement, to keep the nerd working and to simply mess around with him, the jock leans forward and lets a quick *blort* waft out into the other boys face, a little bit of relief coming over his gut. The smell wasn’t too distracting, just the typical scent of a person who’d eaten something that didn’t quite sit with them. The nerd, not quite wanting to feel left out, spread his legs slightly on the bean bag, grunting as he let out a particularly wet one, bubbling and popping on the stretch of his jeans. They both ended up having to cover their noses after that one.

(Here’s some quick ones)

• A store employee making an announcement over the intercom and its picks up a fart, broadcasting their gas around the whole store

(IS) • Someone going to sneeze, not expecting anything more, but it ends up jostling a loud squeak from their behind. Perhaps this takes place in a crowded space, like a train or a line at some kind of restaurant

• A group of friends heading home from a large, tummy turning meal. They’re already letting farts fly in the car, a bubbly one here, a SBD from the front which slowly carries to the back. Even when everyone has been dropped off at the respective homes, the group chat is filled with audio recordings of their continued gas, all accompanied with little descriptions on how each one of them felt or smelt like

(IS) • A person struggling with diarrhea trusts a sudden fart and ends up landing themselves in the bathroom, only met with more gas. When they think they’re finally done, they leave the bathroom with confidence, only to get halfway down the hallway before they feel their bowels begin to churn.

• Only two words needed for this one. Something about being surrounded by warm water, calming your senses, and allowing you to just be, well, calm. Maybe you had eaten some gas inducing foods that day, or perhaps you've been needed to use the toilet but haven't found any time to throughout the day. Almost as a warning, your stomach gurgles, loud and proud. You can't hear it over the water, but you feel it, feel the gas slowly seep down your stomach. Then, the gas comes out, bubbly and popping, and the water definitely helps the sound. It stinks, like sulfer and grease

• Laying down in bed after a grueling day at work only to find your pillow smelling of sweat and raunchy gas. You immediately call your roommate into the room, not upset, but wanting to get that smell directly from the source