all i want in life is for a big monster to pick me up and hold me in its hand and nuzzle me with its face
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

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all i want in life is for a big monster to pick me up and hold me in its hand and nuzzle me with its face
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

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Oh my š
They are all so beautiful!!
The signs as things my dad has said to me
Aries:Ā āTell the cops to wait, Iām playing Call of Duty.ā
Taurus:Ā āFuck it, Iām going to Canada.ā
Gemini: āCOME HOME THIS INSTANT I ACCIDENTALLY MADE 144 COOKIES.ā
Cancer: Ā (playing cod) āI canāt hear you over the sound of me kicking all these twelve-year-oldsā asses.ā
Leo: (pointing to a bruise on my hand)Ā āIs that a hickey?ā
Virgo: Ā āDonāt tell your mom, but Iām happy for the gays.ā
Libra: āSad movies are dumb. Ā I donāt want to pay ten dollars to cry for two hours. Ā I do that every day for free.ā
Scorpio:Ā āI want the board to change my job title from CEO to supreme leader.ā
Saggitarius:Ā āThe only reason I have a facebook is to embarass your mom.ā
Capricorn:Ā āI have a crush on Eric Dane.ā
Aquarius:Ā āIām hiding from your mother because I just told her to fight me and Iām scared sheāll win.ā
Pisces:Ā āWhen I die, make sure I get a viking funeral. Ā If Iām getting cremated, Iām getting cremated like a badass.ā
The only one of these things worth reblogging
Reblogging for Gemini
Reblogging for Aquarius. 100% accurate.
iām a leo and yes itās a hickey
Something that actually happened as an Aries as my cousin got arrested
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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this motherās decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called āzonaā cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
ā47 month oldā
this is my four year old rayman origins
āWhoās doing your surgery?ā
āDr. Rayman Origins.ā
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was āRyceā and his mum said it was pronounced āReeseā
the best part is she was originally going to spell it āRiceā
is this what having a penis is likeĀ
the only one I donāt own is a kabuki brush, because i have like a billion powder brushes that do the same thing. also the steepling brush is missing from here, and they donāt mention that beauty blending sponges are porous and thus, the product gets absorbed, and will go on sheer. a steepling brush blends really well. also the eyeshadow blending brush which is fluffy and helps to blend the harsh edges of eyeshadow after application. and this just reminded me itās time to wash my brushes.
yeah a fluffy eyeshadow brush for blending purposes is mandatory and really ought to be on here before things like fan and kabuki brushes tbh (which are nice to have but not at all necessary esp. for a beginner)
more tips for brush noobs:
in general dense eyeshadow brushes are used to pack on color, fluffier ones are used to blend it out. tapered shapes are intended for precision work (like the crease, outer V, etc)
concealer brushes also double nicely as lip brushes, applying product from a bullet, blending out lip liner, and for darker/vampier colors and reds where precise, crisp edges are necessary for a clean look. i also like them for applying cream eyeshadows (eg MAC Paint Pots or Maybelline Color Tattoos) and when Iām applying gel eyeliners all over my lid as a base.Ā
beauty blender style sponges are good for blending and sheering out cream products too, not just liquid
btw the cheaper knockoff beauty blenders in my experience do not compare at all to the original, unfortunately, and Iāve tried a lot of them. most of them are just too dense even when wet and thereās a noticeable difference in how they blend. this is one case where shelling out the extra money for the real thing really is worth it if you can.
my biggest beginner tip tho in general is not to think you need 5 billion brushes, one for each task. if you notice a theme here I use certain brushes for multiple things. pay less attention to what a brush is called and more attention to the shape and size of the bristles, how dense they are, etc. and youāll see which things can pull double or sometimes triple duty.
Yeah, every single one of the Beauty Blender knock-offs are garbage (I tried to be cheap and get a knock-off and regretted it so I just coughed up the $20 and got the original).
And yeah, donāt think you have to use the brushes ONLY for what theyāre labeled as. I use my contouring brush to apply bronzer on my cheeks to get a definitive border between it and my blush. And because Iām so dark, I use a darker blush to act as a subtle contourā¦which I apply with a small powder brush! Ohohohoho!
I have literally never used my fan brush for anything but dusting excess product off of my face lol. I have a foundation brush that I use to apply product on a large area, and a concealer brush that I use for everything from actual concealer to my lips.
Brushes are multifaceted, and you donāt need 10 billion, nor do you always need to spend money on Sigmaās $125 sets to get good quality. I got an 11-piece brush set from bH Cosmetics for like $12 and itās one of the best brush sets Iāve ever owned.
Also, brushes donāt do all the work. You have to actually learn the angles and planes of your face, study what looks you want to accomplish, etc. The brushes are half the work, but are only as effective as your level of skill allows. Iāve seen so-called beauty gurus with all manner of Sigma sets (the hundreds of dollars for one brush brand) who looked like pancake faces because they didnāt utilize their brushes more effectively.
Also imagine how geeked I was when I accomplished a three-tone smokey eye armed with only a fluffy shadow-blending brush??? I was in a hurry to get to my show and didnāt have time to do my full routine but I needed drama so I took the fluffy brush and went to town. You can make magic happen even if you only have a basic set of brushes.
Also, WASH YOUR BRUSHES FREQUENTLY AND GENTLY. You also donāt need a fancy brush cleaner for that. But please wash your brushes and sponges frequently. Your skin will thank you. :)

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and a special shoutout to non-binary people who present in the way associated with their assigned gender whether itās sometimes or all the time; whether itās because you love to dress that way, or because you feel it does express your non-binary gender, or because youāre closeted, or because you donāt have access to the clothes youād prefer; you are non-binary as hell and your presentation is valid.Ā
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Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them āand how do the magnetic fields play into this?ā and they will invariably say āfuck you I donāt knowā because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.
Last Meals of Innocent Men
Campaign for Amnesty International, displaying the final meal requests of prisoners executed on Death Row, who were later found innocent.
Photographed by James Reynolds
When I was nine, possibly ten, an author came to our school to talk about writing. His name was Hugh Scott, and I doubt heās known outside of Scotland. And even then I havenāt seen him on many shelves in recent years in Scotland either. But he wrote wonderfully creepy childrenās stories, where the supernatural was scary, but it was the mundane that was truly terrifying. At least to little ten year old me. It was Scooby Doo meets Paranormal Activity with a bonny braw Scottish-ness to it that Iād never experienced before.
I remember him as a gangling man with a wiry beard that made him look older than he probably was, and he carried a leather bag filled with paper. He had a pen too that was shaped like a carrot, and he used it to scribble down notes between answering our (frankly disinterested) questions. We had no idea who he was you see, no one had made an effort to introduce us to his books. We were simply told one morning, āclass 1b, there is an author here to talk to you about writingā, and this you see was our introduction to creative writing. Weād surpassed finger painting and macaroni collages. It was time to attempt Words That Were Untrue.
You could tell from the look on Mrs Mās face she thought it was a waste of time. I remember her sitting off to one side marking papers while this tall man sat down on our ridiculously short chairs, and tried to talk to us about what it meant to tell a story. She wasnāt big on telling stories, Mrs M. She was also one of the teachers who used to take my books away from me because they were ātoo complicatedā for me, despite the fact that I was reading them with both interest and ease. When dad found out he hit the roof. Itās the one and only time he ever showed up to the school when it wasnāt parents night or the school play. After that she just left me alone, but she made it clear to my parents that she resented the fact that a ten year old used words like āubiquitousā in their essays. Presumably because she had to look it up.
Anyway, Mr Scott, was doing his best to talk to us while Mrs M made scoffing noises from her corner every so often, and you could just tell he was deflating faster than a bouncy castle at a knife sharpening party, so when he asked if any of us had any further questions and no one put their hand up I felt awful. I knew this was not only insulting but also humiliating, even if we were only little children. So I did the only thing I could think of, put my hand up and said āWhy do you write?ā
Iād always read about characters blinking owlishly, but Iād never actually seen it before. But thatās what he did, peering down at me from behind his wire rim spectacles and dragging tired fingers through his curly beard. I donāt think he expected anyone to ask why he wrote stories. What he wrote about, and where he got his ideas from maybe, and certainly why he wrote about ghosts and other creepy things, but probably not why do you write. And I think he thought perhaps he could have got away with ābecause itās fun, and learning is fun, right kids?!ā, but part of me will always remember the way the world shifted ever so slightly as it does when something important is about to happen, and this tall streak of a man looked down at me, narrowed his eyes in an assessing manner and said,Ā āBecause people told me not to, and words are important.ā
I nodded, very seriously in the way children do, and knew this to be a truth. In my limited experience at that point, I knew certain people (with a sidelong glance to Mrs M who was in turn looking at me as though sheād just known itād be me that type of question) didnāt like fiction. At least certain types of fiction. I knew for instance that Mrs M liked to read Pride and Prejudice on her lunch break but only because it was sensible fiction, about people that could conceivably be real. The idea that one could not relate to a character simply because they had pointy ears or a jet pack had never occurred to me, and the fact that itās now twenty years later and people are still arguing about the validity of genre fiction is beyond me, but right there in that little moment, I knew something important had just transpired, with my teacher glaring at me, and this man who told stories to live beginning to smile. After that the audience turned into a two person conversation, with gradually more and more of my classmates joining in because suddenly it was fun. Mrs M was pissed and this bedraggled looking man who might have been Santa after some serious dieting, was starting to enjoy himself. As it turned out we had all of his books in our tiny corner library, and in the words of my friend Andrew āhey thereās a giant spider fighting a ghost on this cover! neat!ā and the presentation devolved into chaos as we all began reading different books at once and asking questions about each one. āDoes she live?āā āWhat about the talking treesā āāis the ghost evil?ā āācan I go to the bathroom, Miss?ā āāWow neat, more spiders!ā
After that we were supposed to sit down, quietly (glare glare) and write a short story to show what we had learned from listening to Mr Scott. I wont pretend I wrote anything remotely good, I was ten and all I could come up with was a story about a magic carrot that made you see words in the dark, but Mr Scott seemed to like it. In fact he seemed to like all of them, probably because they were done with such vibrant enthusiasm in defiance of the people who didnāt want us to.
The following year, when Iād moved into Mrs Hās classāthe kind of woman that didnāt take away books from children who loved to read and let them write nonsense in the back of their journals provided they got all their work doneāa letter arrived to the school, carefully wedged between several copies of a book which was unheard of at the time, by a new author known as J.K. Rowling. Mrs H remarked that it was strange that an author would send copies of books that werenāt even his to a school, but I knew why heād done it. I knew before Mrs H even read the letter.
Because words are important. Words are magical. Theyāre powerful. And that power ought to be shared. Thereās no petty rivalry between story tellers, although thereās plenty who try to insinuate it. Thereās plenty who try to say some words are more valuable than others, that somehow their meaning is more important because of when it was written and by whom. Those are the same people who laud Shakespeare from the heavens but refuse to acknowledge that the quote āSome are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon themā is a dick joke.
And although Mr Scott seems to have faded from public literary consumption, I still think about him. I think about his stories, I think about how he recommended another author and sent copies of her books because he knew our school was a puritan shithole that fought against the Wrong Type of Wordes and would never buy them into the library otherwise. But mostly I think about how he looked at a ten year old like an equal and told her words and important, and people will try to keep you from writing themāso write them anyway.
*sobs for like the umpteenth time this day and reblogs the fuck out of this*
What to say when an artist quotes your commission higher than you expected:
āThank you for the quote, Iāll keep it in mind and get back to you sometime when Iām able to commission you!ā
āThatās a little out of my budget for the time being, but thank you for your time. Iāll contact you again if/when I am able to pay!ā
āI appreciate the quote, but iāve decided to wait on the commission, thank you!ā
āI understand your prices and that they are fair, but I am unable to afford this for the time being! Good luck on the rest of your commissions.ā
What NOT to say when an artist quotes your commission higher than you expected:
āWAHHHHHHHHHHHā
ā@-@ Holy crap thatās expensive!!ā
āCould you maybe give me a tumblr follower discount? :3ā
āYour prices are too high!!!!ā
āReally?? Just for a sketch? I could draw it for half that!!ā
Treat artists like human beings. We gotta eat too. Commissioning an artist is not different from any other contract work. Youāre not going to ask your dentist for a discounted root canal or tell your contractor his cabinets are too expensive, donāt ask artists to change their prices because you perceive them as too high. More than likely, an artist taking commissions from the internet are drastically under charging themselves already. Please be respectful and understanding that art is a skill and not a favour.
#on top of that please donāt decide to likeā¦not respond at all
this
also even goinĀ āok nvmā is better (for me at least) than nothing at all
just please respond
!!!
on another note donāt lowball artists from the get-go when their commission prices are already pretty solidly established, it just wastes everyoneās time.

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parents: okay weāre heading out see you later
me: bye
*parents leave the house*
me: time,,, to sin.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
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ask-omnipony:
I donāt really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itās a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā¦
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā¦
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATāS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā¦
wait, does that mean?
oh boyā¦ā¦.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnāt work on girls.
Observeā¦
ITāS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canāt be true.
And it canāt possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farā¦
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⦠Actually ā¦
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canāt be that bad!
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ā¦oh my godā¦
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK