Pun of Kyle

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

someone needs to invent a competitive ranked book club (ranked on correctness of opinion) so i can relive the experience of absolutely dominating elementary school reading colors

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

#willow: 'i made you a magic spell aka next season's metaphor for lesbian sex'#buffy: 'sorry i have to go with faith to do slaying aka this season's metaphor for lesbian sex'#btvs (via @shittinggold​)

He looks a bit different than I imagined.