tentaclees

Whenever I think about the Twilight movies my mind instantly goes to the scene where Bella first steps out of her father's car holding a tiny cactus. And then I remember the parody movie they made of Twlight where the main girl steps out the car with a gigantic cactus.

dysphoria is a very common hallmark of transness, sure, but gender euphoria is an almost completely universal and therefore much more reliable signifier and frankly i think we should say ‘if the idea of being a different gender than the one you were born assigned as makes you feel happy/better about yourself you’re trans’ instead of telling people ‘the way you know you’re trans is if your body feels like a prison and your genitals make you hate yourself’

imagine you’re at your rehearsal dinner and a lady just sits down and tells you a lesbian ghost story for 9 hours straight.

Fucking christ, lmao

So much more than I expected.

that poor cashier

what if we kissed to psychedelic music from 60s and 70s european horror-erotica films and we were both insane 

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year