I hate autoplay what do you mean I've been listening to god in my sleep

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i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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I hate autoplay what do you mean I've been listening to god in my sleep

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It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.
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you sad little pervert
im happy big & sexually normal
miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

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fucked that you canβt fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle
when I say "taking a drag of my cigarette" you should imagine me taking a hit of one of these
Part 2 of the figure skater AU
its chewsdayyyyy
Curious pond greets butterflies

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Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:
If something evil is happening, itβs probably an old white man trying to make money.
Being a henchman suuuucks dude. This latest guy I'm working for, the War-Madillo, he's got a, an Armadillo- motif, or theme, or whatever, right? That's fine, fine, I did a two-month stint with a Marmoset-themed guy once, it's not bottom of the barrel- except. Except. It turns out, he picked the Armadillo thing because he thinks that they're obligate carnivores. Which they kind of are, I mean I googled this, they're insectivores, but he thinks that they're like, land piranhas. He thinks they work in packs to take down significantly larger animals. He thinks they lay eggs in the remains of their prey. He's killed like three guys for trying to correct him. Me and the other guys are paying out of pocket to get the poor little guys in his Armadillo pit food that they can actually eat. Every time he drops some sucker into that thing we all have to draw straws to see who's gonna have to go in and gnaw on the body so he thinks the Armadillos are doing it. Thank god it's such a long drop
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listen, man, I don't appreciate this kind of pressure. I'm posting as often as I can. I spent this morning shoving store-bought eggs down a dead guy's throat. Some of us have jobs, man
i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it
ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me
Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the π Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.
Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the π Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.
There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press π § you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.
Press the π Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no π Button on your Controller? Funny that.
this appears in my vision every day when i wake up

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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
im still laughing at this