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Mordor is a party, T is the spice they need for their sauce!?
Si necesitan a una persona, que es el actor secundario mas penoso que he visto, para montarse su película, bién por ellos. Cada uno lo puede ubicar en el género que mas les guste, el drama, la comedia o el fantástico, en cualquiera de los tres tiene un hueco.😎
If they need a person, who is the most embarrassing supporting actor I have ever seen, to put together their movie, good for them. Each one can place it in the genre they like the most, drama, comedy or fantasy, in any of the three there is a place.😎
If T were a spice, he'd be Monosodium Glutamate (MSG), Anon. Unpleasantly bland by itself, but acts as a Narrative enhancer every single time he pops in.
MSG,that's spot on @@sgiandubh!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bahaha!!!!! I love this.
MSG also causes digestive distress in some people. So yeah, this checks out!! 😂
🩸🦴 Something bad has happened, and you can feel it in your BONES 🦴🩸
In fact, your BLOOD is literally starting to boil.
(pun intended)
This morning I came across this prehistoric Outlander_STARZ post on Twiteer. July 2015 - so much time has passed.
*** *** *** Quote from Outlander_STARZ «Just leaving this here»
How did we get from there to where we are today?
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[13 March, 2024]
Starz had no problem implying there was something to see AND using it to their benefit.
I will say that the more things evolve the more they stay the same
I posted the baby was a girl not a boy It’s always the usual suspects who deliberately comment otherwise.
As I said 10 or so days ago buy the USB and pretend you were there in RL.
WTF are you smoking and tryna sell BM™️
Very nice the way he’s supporting this baby in all the right ways. That takes practice! Daddy Sam!
I haven’t been around all day; has anyone lost their stuff now that this video proves what we’ve been saying? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Hello! it doesn't say shit about Sam being a father! Read ! Is Sam a mother? Is he a grandmother? He is a brother, so one category applies. Read the entire sentence.
Look everyone. It's an Antis head exploding and the embodiment of the word triggered🫢 .Enjoy the spectacle!
Teehee 🤭

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If this doesn't confirm Sam's fatherhood I don't know what will.
https://twitter.com/law_scotland/status/1764314535983288495?t=cSZrG-8YxTW9EGqqjoXDXg&s=19
Wowzers! Did the Motorcycle Law Scotland X account not get the memo? Did someone fail to brief them that Sam is a Single Fantasy Man and not a Father? Oopsy daisy's. If they delete or change it now it would be too obvious. I ❤️ it when slip ups happen.
Omg hahaha! Just like all other fathers. What you put at the start of the list is what you’re comparing your subject to. Basic writing skills. 🎯
Miércoles de #MilesDeRecuerdos y nuestro homenaje a los 10 años de la primera entrevista y campaña fotográfica de nuestros king&queen para la revista TV Guía... tan beibis!!! El king con esa mirada de ensueño a lo James Dean y la #QueenB con su fe de chica buena y esos clásicos labios rojos que te gustan🎵🎶🎶 (talcualmente como describe Taylor Swift en su canción "Style") Copate universo y regalanos una última producción fotográfica de este estilo con los dos juntitos!!! Manifestando en 3,2,1...
Video de TV Guide Magazine del 2014, capturas de @outlander-online.com, gifs de themusicsweetly en tumblr y nuestra edición
#MilesDeRecuerdos
#10AñitosDeEstaJoya
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I had not seen this much of the shoot. Beautiful 🥰
Dénouement
Good morning, BIF,
I swear I was done with you last night. But you were not done with me, it seems. In a fit of righteousness that I salute (for it is almost unheard of, across the street), you mumbled some edited corrections to your post:
That won't do, BIF and you know it. That was you trying to make a point, belittle me and police this fandom, not a car rental insurance contract. You were wrong, I get it: it happens all the time, on both sides of the Grand Rift. And when it does happen to me, I always immediately edit, very clearly and make sure everyone got it.
If you want to show us that you really have class and are honest, you edit that post and say it loud, please: it was not Red Box/Bingo Nutcase who nicknamed me and I was wrong. In the exact same size you wrote this Pronunciamiento:
Tit for tat. Rhymes with hat. Come on, BIF - you can do it: your crown ain't gonna fall. Put on a brave face and your big girl pants and act as a Real Person, not as an Illeist Pixelated Cartoon.
Now, yes. Now I am done with you for good.
Some people are too insecure to admit when they’re wrong or have made a mistake. I really don’t think BIF has the self confidence to own up to any of hers and that’s that.
She’ll either a) mock/mumble/trivialize (i.e., she’s insecure) or b) she’ll ignore/say something about not stooping or being too good to respond (i.e., she’s embarrassed/knows she’s in the wrong).
@sgiandubh you’re dealing in personal integrity and principle. She doesn’t get it because she thinks this is a power struggle. In a fandom. 😅
🪄 📚When is Your Kid Ready for Harry Potter? A Guide for Getting Started 📚🪄
What a pleasure it was to hit Sam's IG story two minutes after it had been shared.
And what a pleasant surprise to find out what books are currently being read in the Balfe-Heughan household.
Harry Potter, a middle-grade book typically read by those aged 9 to 12.
*** *** *** I have no doubt that the believers in the theory that Sam is a childless bachelor will insist on the version that Sam is exactly that. Such a child.
He likes reading Harry Potter, collecting LEGO bricks and building snowmen. The 'child' nice guy.
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[22 February, 2024]
I have never watched a Harry Potter movie or read the J.K. Rowling's series. Great find, @margareth-lv. Sam certainly knows his 'movie' moves...I wonder if Boo 1 has seen the entire series or has a black cape, matching hat and wand?
If their children are like their parent's, the house is filled with 'make believe' play toys. In my generation, early 1950's, we had dolls, 'Betsy Wetsy' that could pee ...then the inside of the plastic started to rot. We had Snow White & Sleeping Beauty....and I had the first Barbie doll, severe face and blonde ponytail.
Lego's, Harry Potter, building a snowman??? Seems odd for a hot, single, sexy bachelor??
Indeed @auburncurlslass Don’t forget about the dinosaur flossers, the crayola markers, and following a baby bump photographer on social media!
Today's apocryphal Sun Tzu quote
It's not about what you see. It's about what you're shown.
Lü Ji - Autumnal Egrets and Hibiscus, 1500 AD
Outlander fandom to the tee!!!
Yup General! Social media's purpose! Mega thanks for sharing. Loving the scrolls!
Brilliant!

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David Berry singing Last Christmas
Excuse me WHAT! I literally thought it was George Michael. WOW, what a voice, Lord John😏
Amazing 👏 what talent.
David’s vocal talent is equal to his acting credentials….amazing!
Omg he sounds incredible. And I’m sooooo loyal to George Michael that I didn’t even want to turn this on. I’m glad I did :).
What makes a very mature and educated woman confuse the charisma of Jamie and Claire and fall behind the illusion of Sam and Cait?
Look at this picture and many others, look at Cait's smile and the happiness in her eyes
Look at the color of Tony's lips, I don't need to continue
Below this picture are many pictures of them from many years ago
This man has been a reality since 2015, so let us accept reality even if we do not like it
Note: I would love to read everything you write aside from Outlander and S&C
Dear (b)Itchy Anon,
Ah, yes. You folks are definitely a very predictable bunch, because you simply cannot help yourself and just have to do it. Every. Single. Christmas. Eve. For reasons transparent enough to make you & your kin instantly unlikeable.
I was just thinking, the other day, believe it or not. I was thinking of the disingenuous way you - or someone like you - engaged with @cb4tb on another Christmas Eve and told myself: 'I bet the farm this year it's going to be me'. And here we are, with a rather long - and also, rather curious- comment. What am I going to do with you, Anon? Just write a rather long and ironic answer to your delirious rant, what else?
Calling me 'very mature' made me spit my Pepsi - always better in Romania than the eternal Coca-Cola - and I have to dubiously and cheaply congratulate myself, too. In about six months, you were forced to transition from 'Christ, shippers are stupid' to 'Golly, some -if not most - of them really are educated people'. An apparent paradox that never made you question your surroundings.
For instance, I do not need to wear a turban, sport a cigarette holder, rent a garish tent and call myself Miss Cleo, in order to tell with eerie precision English is not your mother tongue, either. You still do have a big problem with phrasal verbs, because you couldn't have possibly meant I 'fell behind the S&C illusion', but rather that 'I fell for that illusion'. You see, falling behind is 'failing to do something in time' or 'being late with a due payment' or 'being unable to make the same progress as one's peers'. We, shippers, naturally have this kind of superpowers. And seasoned bullshit-o-meters, too.
For your information, I haven't. I explained it at length. There is no possible way to do it if one uses common sense and street smarts only. What I did see, along with thousands of other people, mind you, had absolutely -forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin again - fucking nothing to do with Seamus and Sorcha. I mean, d'oh - is this your best argument, Anon? That sad, wilted talking point? Wow. Just wow.
Then, you totally lose control and take The Scarecrow out of the closet (yes, pun totally intended), in the hope you'll make me screech with dread & horror, I suppose. Exactly which one of the five to ten max Tait pics am I supposed to look at? The one at the marathon, where he checks her pulse? The one in Australia, when he pitifully dangles that stick on a beach? The one with the flute? The fist-in-hand one? The one at this year's IFTA, where she looks through him and he begs for a smile? I shall never know, because you do not add any picture and since I am not Miss Cleo, there's no way I could ever guess. Instead, you describe Neverland in Technicolor, lips included (so help me God, I never looked at McIdiot's lips: I take pride in being mentally sound). Indeed, there is no need to continue, Anon, lest you would insist to ridicule yourself.
This man has been a (questionably) useful prop since 2016, in order to give credence to a narrative. You all know it. You all deny it. You live in a parallel reality, currently embraced by PR. Amen. That does not give you the right to police this fandom and no, your derailed zeal will not get you any Brownie points from C.
Speaking only for myself, I will tell you one last time: I will never blindly accept a convenient compromise fiction just because TPTB and/or PR tell me so.
Note: I doubt my writing interests you. I really do, because I don't deal in fanfic. And even if I am an Oriental, know flattery never worked with me. In fact, I can't stand it.
It's Christmas. Take a break from all this pathetic hatred, Anon: if you have but a cell left of humanity in yourself, you can't possibly be proud of this message and there are far more interesting and meaningful ways to spend this special day. He came for you, too. And that is the most important thing in the world, right now.
@bat-cat-reader 🤣🤣🤣
The Forbes article about Sassenach whisky hasn't reacher Mordor?!
Oh no,they have selective memory😈😈😈😈😈
Un articulo serio, en una revista seria, es demasiado para sus neuronas😎
A serious article, in a serious magazine, is too much for your neurons.😎
Did you mean to say « neuron », bat cat? Not sure they’ve got multiple ones amongst them all. 🤣
Sam is acting single because HE IS single!
Right, Anon... And when they act like an old married couple it's because they are an old married couple...
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Sam and Caitriona have one child. ONE. Please stop.
Has there been a revolution on the Dark Side of Power? Has Anti-Land overthrown its former masters? Why the sudden change of story? According to the official version so far, wasn't the father of the child born in August 2021 by chance PA aka 🧛🏻♂️?
Anyway, great! I'm happy about the change.
Unfortunately, I can't admit that you're right, Anonymous, about the number of Sam and Caitríona's children. I don't know how many they have. They have not invited me to visit them. I have not had the opportunity to see for myself the exact number of little Hoohans.
But a bit of material stored in my dark vaults suggests that there may be more than one child.
See for yourself.
Season 1 vs season 3. How do you interpret this change of body?
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Season 4. What has happened here? Bloating? Indigestion?
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Why did the belly grow instead of shrinking after birth (autumn 2021)?
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Finally, who is the little boy on the right?
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PS. I promise not to stop, no matter what you mean by "please stop". Yours sincerely,
margareth. 🩷 [December 5, 2023]
This subject seems to baffle me....why is it impossible for S&C not to have more than one child? What makes you Anon, so certain the 'son' born to her & the 'no name' father was Sam's child? Why is this admission any different than believing there could be more Balfe-Heughan offspring? By my account, none have actually been verified, only projected on Tumblr, Twitter & SM?
Is it because 'God forbid' Caitriona would actually keep those other 'children' a hidden secret? And woe is me to think she would openly lie about never being pregnant in a live panel interview. After filming 'Faith', Caitriona was asked how she found the right 'place' within her mindset to play a grieving mother who's just lost her infant child. She said that since she's never been pregnant, she relied on friend's stories or seeing other's play the role. Pffft.....she knew full well how to feel if she thought about losing something so intimately precious. Is it 'ACTing' or lying that fuels this perpetual movie reel? How can a person justify not acknowledging her own children? That above all else that I've seen in the 'overturned' item within this OL fandom that baffles me most. Imagine losing a child in real life Ms Balfe....then continue to utter false statements. I don't wish that horrible nightmare on anyone...not even her.
So you believe S and C are lying about the narrative. That it’s all smoke and mirrors. That they’re hiding the existence of a shared life and of a shared family… and …that’s where your conviction ends? Anything more than one child must be a lie?
You’ve come this far… What a peculiar thing to be anti about.
Whatever brought you to this point, to believing in one… how does it fall short of believing in more?
You’re a conundrum I have to say.

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Clan Wars.
Interesting that comments are limited on Graham’s post. Clearly there must be lots of negative comments and comparisons, with Sam’s fans taking issue with the similarities, to say the least.
The booze masters are reasonably even. Selling to the same market.
Graham however has the very photogenic Mrs McT. Caitriona’s doppelgänger Garance.
She has promoted McT spirits in her stories regularly. It’s very much cross promotion.
This reel is brilliant marketing. A day in Edinburgh. Dressed similarly, the ease of a contented committed partnership. Shared likes, coffee and clothes. Kilts, bagpipes. 🏴. A Scotsman and his wife.
Graham has one advantage over Sam in the ⚔️ of the booze promotion. Garance
'Graham has one advantage over Sam in the ⚔️ of the booze promotion. Garance.'
Yes. Exactly my thoughts, too. McTavish can and will do what S can't, for reasons. With ease, even.
And I’m sure he relishes every single cross promotion. I just can’t with that guy.
When you hit a nerve
If you did not know: C fathered a child, people.
This is the kind of fascist clowns who poke fun at others for not speaking English correctly, or at all.
Yeah. Karma is a bitch, and all that. I'd say you are inadvertently avenged, @bat-cat-reader
LMFAO, indeed. 🙄
Haha! This is too good to not add in a reblog.
Interesting that in a marriage comprised of C and T, it’s C who does the fathering over in Mordor lol.
Tell us what you really think (but are too afraid to say out loud to your fellow Mordorians) without telling us 😂 😂