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You gave me zquil because I couldnât sleep. You broke up with me, and I couldnât sleep. Maybe if I take enough of the zquil you gave me, Iâll see you in my deepest dreams.
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I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL
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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
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when you chillin so hard on the toilet you get elbow indents on your thighs
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, âJuly 1st, 2015.â Because itâs quicker than âThe first of July, 2015.â
âTomorrow is May 29thâ not âTomorrow is the 29th of May.â That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because thatâs how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars arenât organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. SoâŚ. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
news headline:Â âstunning new information: more millennials are going to parks, riding on bikes, and doing physical activity than ever before!â millennials: where can i find fucking charizard
Wow thatâs some bullshit?
How to be a shitty parent
how is this shitty parenting if i tell you to be home at a certain time you better be there. Shit my mom would have been out looking for me.
Right? How is this shitty at all?? If i tell you to be home at a certain time you better be there or else you arenât allowed in the home. I care about my kids safety so much Iâll endanger them when they dont listen to me.
i do not have the energy to explain why this is a shitty thing to do but yeah itâs shit
I do! If youâre gonna be a vindictive little shit to your kids, you shouldnât be having them. Having abusive parents like the ones up here fucked up my perception of love and affection.Â
I got locked out of the house all the time just like this poor kid. Do you know how fucking cold it gets at night? NO because youâre cushy and comfortable behind those decorated glass doors! I slept in 30 °F weather. I was on the swim team so I had to wake up and run with the team at 5 am then go to class. Iâd wake up with frozen hair and bugs crawling on me. Iâd start crying and it would rain fucking cold water. I had no friends in the neighborhood to go to. Iâm still somewhat scared of the dark.Â
Thereâs wild animals and predatory strangers and shit out there. Youâre gonna put your fucking CHILD in that situation and FAIL to be their guardian at one of the most important times of day just because they made it home late? Kids make fucking mistakes, and if you arenât prepared for that, you shouldnât even have pets. Youâre not a caretaker, youâre a lazy abusive perfectionist snot. Iâd kick your ass if you were my neighbor and I saw you pulling this shit! No joke!
My roommate talks all the time about how if her kids mess around sheâd smack them around, but she and a LOT of other people do not understand that punishments like those are abuse. They fuck your kid up for life.
If you leave a kid out in the cold theyâre more likely to get into more trouble/danger to keep warm anyway. Whoâs gonna take your kid into their home? Do you even give a shit what happens to them? No because you wanted to play god and get back at someone who is still developing. Be a fucking adult.
Your kid is not  a robot. Itâs so shitty these parents have done this kind of stuff before and have NOT given the kid a blanket.Â
Neglect is the chronic inattention or omission on the part of the care giver to provide for the basic emotional and/or physical needs of the child, including food, clothing, nutrition, adequate supervision, health, hygiene, safety, medical and psychological care and education. Emotionally neglected children do not receive the necessary psychological nurturance to foster their own growth and development. The consequences of neglect can be very serious, particularly for young children. The child who does not receive adequate emotional, cognitive and physical stimulation, physical care and nutrition may experience lags in development. These lags in development may be irreversible.
SOME FORMS OF ABUSE & NEGLECT:
*Rejection, ignorance and isolation
*A lack of shelter
*Emotional neglect or lack of supervision
*Deliberate locking children out of the house
So if you think pulling this childish bullshit is ok, I will break into your house and steal whatever funds it takes to care for your child. Iâll fight you in the morning because youâre a garbage human being.
Stop teaching your damn kid theyâre worthless. YOU made them.
 Stop being your childâs enemy, start being their actual fucking caretaker.
Just so yâall know⌠in the state of Texas, this is grounds for me to call CPS on your ass. Â
And I will, too.
Same in Illinois and I fucking will. Â
TBH all the people coming out in support of locking kids outside for missing curfew need to just not have kids
Reminder that one of the victims of Ted Bundy (the serial killer) was locked out of her house because of missing curfew, and he offered his âhelp.â
This can get your child KILLED.
Also, not everyone chooses to get home late.
There may be traffic, or an accident of some kind, or they may simply have a shit sense of time or direction.
This is grounds for me to call CPS on your ass in the state of New York.
Iâve called CPS on my own sister for neglecting her kid so you bet Iâd call CPS on you too.

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the official Nick fb page made this
this is the first time Iâve seen a company Facebook page use a meme correctly
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