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Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

well let’s see if I care

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?