Pandemonium

- simon has no problem with teaching you what feels good. whether that be your own pleasure, or his. i feel like there’d be times where he wraps his hands over yours while you jerk him off, telling you to squeeze more — or play with his balls.

- big praise guy by nature. “y’re real good at givin’ handys. sure you’ve never done this before?”

- it’s undeniable that he’d say ‘i love you’ for the first time on accident while inside you. after he breaks that seal, he has no issues with saying it night and day. in the boyish way all like “i fuckin’ love you.” through laughter.

- we all know simon has zero respect for his surroundings, which leads to excessive PDA in public. he’s dragging you to alleyways for quickies, or make out sessions with a big, menacing smile on his face.

- after a show, he’d barely have half the mind to take the ‘john q’ ski mask off before undoing his studded belt. just hellbent on stretching you out.

- to piggyback onto that, he’d totally tease before a gig. just like — “‘m gonna fuck you so hard after this.” in your ear before he goes out.

- simon’s definitely a cigarette after sex kind of guy. rolling over to his side of the bed, lighting one and blowing the smoke onto your face.

- there’d be several nights where you’re sat on simon’s lap, getting yourself off on his thigh while he plays drums. or tries to mastermind a new riff. he’d just grin as you make a wet spot onto his black jeans, one of his free hands grabbing your hip. guiding your rhythm.

- simon goes feral when he sees you wear his clothes for sure. i think the first time he sees you do it it’s by accident, just walking around in his shirt since you couldn’t find your own. he’d practically throw you back onto the bed, telling you to “keep it on.” while his tongue slips into your mouth.

- he just absolutely adores you. i’m a switch!simon defender!! the times when you’re so desperate for it that you take charge are probably his favorite. he’s so stressed half the time, i think it’s only fair he’d like it if his girl were on top. besides, it gives him access to messily paw at your tits.

- none of that means he doesn’t like being in charge though. it gives simon control, and god does it make his brain fuzzy when you do exactly what he asks you to do with no second thought.

- he has a vulgar mouth, clearly. i think the things he says in and outside of bed are practically debauched. “pussy’s so tight no matter ‘ow much i fuck it, ‘oly shit.”

- i don’t think simon has any clue what aftercare even is, but he still does it if that makes sense? it feels natural to hold you after a fuck, burying his face in the crook of your neck.

- when he’s locked up — he keeps polaroids of you touching yourself under his pillow. when he does get the chance to call you? he’s absolutely asking you to do it over the phone. “bet you fuckin’ think about my dick every damn night. 75 more days ‘til i can fuck you dumb, sweetheart.”

- there really isn’t anything else to do but write and workout in prison, like he says. when he sends his letters and the polaroids of his hand on his aching cock, he always writes something in the margins of the photo. hearts, or little x’s.

- simon definitely cleans up his act in jail just to be considered to be on ‘good behavior’. banking on the idea the next time you visit he can bribe a guard to have a quickie with you, his head dizzying at the thought of you walking funny out the holding room with his come dripping down your thighs.