Loicifity

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

can yearning make you sick

can desire kill you

once i get over it i will be over it

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

it's called the whether because it depends

does anyone like me and want to understand me

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

they are putting me down tomorrow for being too earnest. but i really think it’s going to be okay : - )