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Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love with you👽🎶
A piece of mendocino skunk (8,5 g)
I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…
Veins everywhere?
gorgeous~
Skin patches? Birthmarks?
hella rad~
Scars? Stretch marks?
beautiful~
Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?
heckie yeah~
Large? Curvy?
lovely~
Small? Thin?
charming~
Missing a few pieces?
handsome as ever~
Feel like you just look weird?
you’re fantastic looking~
THIS is the best post ever.
THIS.
@asknos4a2yourmaster
;-; I need this every day of my life I will never not reblog this it is beautiful and just what I need every day.

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DEAR TEENAGERS AND YOUNG ADULTS BECOMING SEXUALLY ACTIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME:
1. DEMAND condom use 2. Hold your partners accountable for what happens in the bedroom. None of this “baby I can’t control myself around you” or “I just wanted you so bad” bullshit. 3. Coercion is real and it’s very scary and hard to identify in the moment. Establish a dialogue with your partner. Be clear on what you both want. Be clear on what you don’t want. Your boundaries should ALWAYS be respected. 4. Sex can be really emotionally and physically over-stimulating the first few times; don’t be afraid or ashamed to ask your partner to slow down, take a break, or even stop. 5. Focus less on pleasing your partner and more on exploring your partner. Everyone’s body is different and there are no “tricks” to better sex. Chances are, if you psych yourself out worrying over how well you’re “performing” then nobody’s going to have a good time. 6. Ask questions, offer suggestions. Despite what porn has probably taught you, talking during sex isn’t weird or taboo. Your partner isn’t a mind reader. They don’t know what feels good to you. [Pro-tip, a looot of people without clitorises aren’t fully aware of just HOW sensitive a clitoris is. They can be a little rough with them. Tell them to chill!!!!] 7. Your sex life is YOUR business. Don’t ever feel ashamed of how many or how few sexual partners/experiences you’re having. Do what you want, touch the people who want to touch you back, forget the rest. 8. DON’T FAKE YOUR ORGASMS!! Don’t fake your orgasms!! DON’TFAKEYOURORGAMS!! If your partner isn’t getting you there, let them know! Tell them how!! 9. There is more to sex than orgasms. Sex is a really cool way to establish intimacy and trust, to have a fun time, to relieve stress, to explore a person’s body and bring them pleasure. Don’t get me wrong, orgasms are really cool and good, but your sex life is going to be a lot better if it doesn’t revolve around them. 10. LEARN ABOUT YOUR BODY!! This goes for everyone, but ESPECIALLY if you are a person in possession of a vulva, you have been discouraged and even actively kept from vital knowledge about your anatomy! Do some google searches, buy a human sexuality textbook, masturbate. 11. Virginity is a useless concept. It’s completely okay if your virginity is something important to you and I’m not trying to belittle that idea. Just, for the record, in the grand scheme of things it’s not a big deal. Literally nothing about you changes just because you bumped uglies with someone else.
This has been a public service announcement from your friendly internet poet.
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Don’t think about Minerva McGonagall’s grief over all the students she outlived
Well hello there satan
the HP fandom is voted most like to pop the fuck up outta nowhere 500 years after the series with a brand new reminder of just how tragic the character’s lives are.
Still thinking of a title.
“ATTENTION PRISON CELL NUMBER 60189 HAS BEEN OPENED, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE AND INSPECT WITH CAUTION!!!” I heard the loud speaker screech from above my cell. Followed by the loudest most annoying alarm you can imagine. “Oh great.” I thought to myself. “Shane’s at it again.” I got up and walked to my door to see if any guards were up and at it yet, but strangely there was no one out. BANG, BOOM, CRACK!!!! Was all I heard before I was knocked unconscious. When I woke up about an hour later I wasn’t in my cell. I was outside on the ground but it wasn’t the ground that I knew, it felt… weird. Almost like AstroTurf. I sat up to see 4 figures too distracted arguing with each other to notice me. “ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!” a booming voice that came from the Dradeon man, not to sound racist but they all look the same. Picture a violent bipedal rhino with retractable talons. The next alien spoke up he was a Farethrax for sure. Slim, tall, big head, black eyes, creepy long fingers, a single foot long spike on each hand, and about as mild mannered as a sheep. His voice was low but firm. “well we’ve had worse contenders and this was the one that the boss asked for specifically, there has to be a reason don’t you think, Agreenthor?” he looked to the human male that I knew as “Shane” he was average height and build, shoulder length jet black hair. Although now that I have a closer look at it, I see that it’s moving on its own. I suppose while they're distracted is as good a time as any to tell the story of how I got to prison. It was less than a month ago I was walking home from a party at my buddy’s, and it was creepy as fuck, the thudding sound of my size 13 steel toe boots was all I could hear until I come to an alley where I could hear some shit going down. Three dudes like taller than 6 foot and bigger than 250 pounds. They were beating the shit out of some little Asian guy so I yelled at them politely to stop. “OI! CUNTS! FUCK OFF!” the small hint of Newfie in my accent was clear when I spoke. They turned to face me I was about face to face with them, standing at 5'11” weighing in at approximately 270 pounds they all started to laugh. “go home kid, the big boys are talking.” one of them threatened. I could tell by his voice he was a prissy rich asshole. I looked at him and said. “I bet you have never seen the more than your dad’s apartment and the back seat of a limo, unless it suits your current needs. Look at you, you honestly think your legs are shaking from the adrenaline? No you dumb fuck, that is pure unadulterated fear for the outside.” He sure as shit didn’t hesitate to swing first, I heard his arm whistle through the air, and then the loud thud noise followed by the crack of my nose as it broke. I clutched my face in pain, blood poured out from behind my hand and through the gaps of my fingers, I started laughing, “you stupid fuck. You just picked the worst fight of your life.” I moved my hand down to my side and in an instant I moved behind him, punched him in the back f the head, double punched his kidneys. He collapsed and literally started crying. “that’s something you’ll regret!” one of them yelled as they picked up their unconscious friend and ran off. So long story short, some prick couldn’t finish a fight so he got Daddy’s lawyer to. Anyways let’s see if they’ve noticed me yet.“I’ve seen him fight, he is stronger than any mortal I have encountered, Blizarkear, he’s fast, smart, and he has a big secret. Isn’t that right Gallneon?” the black creature on his head stood up and looked to me with small white eyes. He noticed I was conscious. The other three aliens look down at me, waiting for an answer. “wh-who m-me?” my shaky voice managed to utter. “of course you boy! You’re the only one here named Gallneon aren’t you?” the Dradeon’s horn was almost touching my nose. I couldn’t find my voice I was so scarred. The fourth creature spoke in a calming clearly female voice. “Hey Bornoth leave him alone, look at him, he looks like he has pissed himself.” she was a Deity of Storlung and she was stunning. She looked human for the most part, red hair that went all the way down her back, even with the large ponytail she had it in. she wore white plated armor that bore her cleavage, her black leggings were not just for show, they were made of Arthuffer. The most sturdy material in most of the known universe. But I could tell she was different, little things, like the fact that she was hiding two other arms under her deep black void-like cloak. “where am I? Who are you? What happened at the prison?” I gathered my bearings and asked firmly. Agreenthor looked to me and started to explain. “we are an organization, who was on the look out for you. We were selected specially by our boss, who’s name I am not at liberty to disclose to you. As for where you are, this is a virtual world where we will test your skills in combat. The prison has no recollection of you or I. Were relatively safe, for now.” the Deity added in, “usually you would be put through a series of tests to determine if you’re worthy, but the boss seems to think you have such potential that we should personally test you. My name is Izao, and I will be your first opponent.” as soon as she finished her sentence the other three backed off and left us alone. “Alright, I want you to come at me with anything and everything you’ve got, even if it’s a dirty fighting style.” She removed her cloak, took a defensive stance and waited for me to make my move. I took a poor stance, as I had no prior knowledge of any fighting style. We stood in silence for a few seconds and then, like something just clicked inside me, I lunged forward at her with inhuman speed, she took a two handed swing at me, that I somehow managed to dodge. Then I spun around and gave her a swift kick across her jaw, that sent her flying, I then hammer dropped my closed fists onto the top of her head and she hit the ground hard enough to make a small crater. She got up looked me dead in the eyes, I was so amazed that I didn’t see her charging an attack, her four arms were crossed in front of her to make a small circle in the center. “ULTRA RAGE OF THE GODDESS!!” She shouted and a huge beam of light shot from the hole, I had to think fast, so I did what any sensible person would do and turned tail and ran as fast as I could but the beam was closing in on me, I knew I there was no hope of me escaping it. I turned around slowly and face the beam headed for me I take a strong stance worthy of even The Great Lord, I make a triangle with my hands place it in front of my mouth and calmly say three words. “Gamma Defense Wall.” A ginormous wall composed of a solid bright green light forms in front of me just as the beam reaches me, it collides with the wall and both dissipate. I collapse onto my chest, exhausted and out of energy. I open my eyes to see the feet of the four aliens around me, I quickly rise to my feet and start to apologize to Izao. “I am so sorry, are you okay? I don’t know what happened right there. That has never happened to me before.” Blizarkear put a hand up as if to interject. “i can shed some light on this situation, I know exactly what happened. And why The Boss took such an interest you.” Bornoth impatiently started speaking before Blizarkear could continue. “Well don’t leave us in suspense ‘stick figure’ some of us aren’t as quick to the draw as you are.” Blizarkear slowly turned to Bornoth with an expression that said “ex-fucking-scuse me?” his foot long spike was dripping some sort of really thick, blue, glowing, liquid. Bornoth saw this and took a stance and let out his retractable claws. Izao and Agreenthor both grabbed one of my arms and ran far enough back that we would be at a safe distance but still be able to see what was about to happen. “Oh I’ve been waiting for this one.” Bornoth said before taking a funny stance, he was leaning forward with his arms extended at his side with his right leg bent slightly. Blizarkear stood perfectly still as if he were a statue that would inevitably strike and strike hard. The much larger one stepped forward and the skinny one was wide awake, teleporting, or moving so fast I couldn’t see him, behind Bornoth and stabbing him multiple times before Bornoth even had time to react. The battle was over before it began. Bornoth fell to the ground clutching his back slowly fading into nothingness. “Fuck you 'stick figure’ Fuck you.” he was gone, nothing more than a pile of ash remained. We all stood in silence as the tall thin figure made his way over to us. “Now where was I? Ah yes, explaining why the boss wanted you. Well it’s quite simple really, you two are of the same species. The Specters. Only he is known as 'Kariyyyyl Fohe Deough’ or in English 'The Lord of Dread’.” he said calmly, I had a realization that I must have a concussion. “'Kariyyyyl Fohe Deough’, is just a kids story, something that hid in my closet if I was bad, when I was young.” I said in disbelief. Before Blizkarear could respond I felt a sharp pain shoot through my lungs and then, everything went black.
Please don’t be to hard on me, this is my first time sharing it with anyone and it is a work in progress.

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Still thinking of a title.
“ATTENTION PRISON CELL NUMBER 60189 HAS BEEN OPENED, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE AND INSPECT WITH CAUTION!!!” I heard the loud speaker screech from above my cell. Followed by the loudest most annoying alarm you can imagine. “Oh great.” I thought to myself. “Shane’s at it again.” I got up and walked to my door to see if any guards were up and at it yet, but strangely there was no one out. BANG, BOOM, CRACK!!!! Was all I heard before I was knocked unconscious. When I woke up about an hour later I wasn’t in my cell. I was outside on the ground but it wasn’t the ground that I knew, it felt… weird. Almost like AstroTurf. I sat up to see 4 figures too distracted arguing with each other to notice me. “ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!” a booming voice that came from the Dradeon man, not to sound racist but they all look the same. Picture a violent bipedal rhino with retractable talons. The next alien spoke up he was a Farethrax for sure. Slim, tall, big head, black eyes, creepy long fingers, a single foot long spike on each hand, and about as mild mannered as a sheep. His voice was low but firm. “well we’ve had worse contenders and this was the one that the boss asked for specifically, there has to be a reason don’t you think, Agreenthor?” he looked to the human male that I knew as “Shane” he was average height and build, shoulder length jet black hair. Although now that I have a closer look at it, I see that it’s moving on its own. I suppose while they're distracted is as good a time as any to tell the story of how I got to prison. It was less than a month ago I was walking home from a party at my buddy’s, and it was creepy as fuck, the thudding sound of my size 13 steel toe boots was all I could hear until I come to an alley where I could hear some shit going down. Three dudes like taller than 6 foot and bigger than 250 pounds. They were beating the shit out of some little Asian guy so I yelled at them politely to stop. “OI! CUNTS! FUCK OFF!” the small hint of Newfie in my accent was clear when I spoke. They turned to face me I was about face to face with them, standing at 5'11” weighing in at approximately 270 pounds they all started to laugh. “go home kid, the big boys are talking.” one of them threatened. I could tell by his voice he was a prissy rich asshole. I looked at him and said. “I bet you have never seen the more than your dad’s apartment and the back seat of a limo, unless it suits your current needs. Look at you, you honestly think your legs are shaking from the adrenaline? No you dumb fuck, that is pure unadulterated fear for the outside.” He sure as shit didn’t hesitate to swing first, I heard his arm whistle through the air, and then the loud thud noise followed by the crack of my nose as it broke. I clutched my face in pain, blood poured out from behind my hand and through the gaps of my fingers, I started laughing, “you stupid fuck. You just picked the worst fight of your life.” I moved my hand down to my side and in an instant I moved behind him, punched him in the back f the head, double punched his kidneys. He collapsed and literally started crying. “that’s something you’ll regret!” one of them yelled as they picked up their unconscious friend and ran off. So long story short, some prick couldn’t finish a fight so he got Daddy’s lawyer to. Anyways let’s see if they’ve noticed me yet.“I’ve seen him fight, he is stronger than any mortal I have encountered, Blizarkear, he’s fast, smart, and he has a big secret. Isn’t that right Gallneon?” the black creature on his head stood up and looked to me with small white eyes. He noticed I was conscious. The other three aliens look down at me, waiting for an answer. “wh-who m-me?” my shaky voice managed to utter. “of course you boy! You’re the only one here named Gallneon aren’t you?” the Dradeon’s horn was almost touching my nose. I couldn’t find my voice I was so scarred. The fourth creature spoke in a calming clearly female voice. “Hey Bornoth leave him alone, look at him, he looks like he has pissed himself.” she was a Deity of Storlung and she was stunning. She looked human for the most part, red hair that went all the way down her back, even with the large ponytail she had it in. she wore white plated armor that bore her cleavage, her black leggings were not just for show, they were made of Arthuffer. The most sturdy material in most of the known universe. But I could tell she was different, little things, like the fact that she was hiding two other arms under her deep black void-like cloak. “where am I? Who are you? What happened at the prison?” I gathered my bearings and asked firmly. Agreenthor looked to me and started to explain. “we are an organization, who was on the look out for you. We were selected specially by our boss, who’s name I am not at liberty to disclose to you. As for where you are, this is a virtual world where we will test your skills in combat. The prison has no recollection of you or I. Were relatively safe, for now.” the Deity added in, “usually you would be put through a series of tests to determine if you’re worthy, but the boss seems to think you have such potential that we should personally test you. My name is Izao, and I will be your first opponent.” as soon as she finished her sentence the other three backed off and left us alone. “Alright, I want you to come at me with anything and everything you’ve got, even if it’s a dirty fighting style.” She removed her cloak, took a defensive stance and waited for me to make my move. I took a poor stance, as I had no prior knowledge of any fighting style. We stood in silence for a few seconds and then, like something just clicked inside me, I lunged forward at her with inhuman speed, she took a two handed swing at me, that I somehow managed to dodge. Then I spun around and gave her a swift kick across her jaw, that sent her flying, I then hammer dropped my closed fists onto the top of her head and she hit the ground hard enough to make a small crater. She got up looked me dead in the eyes, I was so amazed that I didn’t see her charging an attack, her four arms were crossed in front of her to make a small circle in the center. “ULTRA RAGE OF THE GODDESS!!” She shouted and a huge beam of light shot from the hole, I had to think fast, so I did what any sensible person would do and turned tail and ran as fast as I could but the beam was closing in on me, I knew I there was no hope of me escaping it. I turned around slowly and face the beam headed for me I take a strong stance worthy of even The Great Lord, I make a triangle with my hands place it in front of my mouth and calmly say three words. “Gamma Defense Wall.” A ginormous wall composed of a solid bright green light forms in front of me just as the beam reaches me, it collides with the wall and both dissipate. I collapse onto my chest, exhausted and out of energy. I open my eyes to see the feet of the four aliens around me, I quickly rise to my feet and start to apologize to Izao. “I am so sorry, are you okay? I don’t know what happened right there. That has never happened to me before.” Blizarkear put a hand up as if to interject. “i can shed some light on this situation, I know exactly what happened. And why The Boss took such an interest you.” Bornoth impatiently started speaking before Blizarkear could continue. “Well don’t leave us in suspense ‘stick figure’ some of us aren’t as quick to the draw as you are.” Blizarkear slowly turned to Bornoth with an expression that said “ex-fucking-scuse me?” his foot long spike was dripping some sort of really thick, blue, glowing, liquid. Bornoth saw this and took a stance and let out his retractable claws. Izao and Agreenthor both grabbed one of my arms and ran far enough back that we would be at a safe distance but still be able to see what was about to happen. “Oh I’ve been waiting for this one.” Bornoth said before taking a funny stance, he was leaning forward with his arms extended at his side with his right leg bent slightly. Blizarkear stood perfectly still as if he were a statue that would inevitably strike and strike hard. The much larger one stepped forward and the skinny one was wide awake, teleporting, or moving so fast I couldn’t see him, behind Bornoth and stabbing him multiple times before Bornoth even had time to react. The battle was over before it began. Bornoth fell to the ground clutching his back slowly fading into nothingness. “Fuck you 'stick figure’ Fuck you.” he was gone, nothing more than a pile of ash remained. We all stood in silence as the tall thin figure made his way over to us. “Now where was I? Ah yes, explaining why the boss wanted you. Well it’s quite simple really, you two are of the same species. The Specters. Only he is known as 'Kariyyyyl Fohe Deough’ or in English 'The Lord of Dread’.” he said calmly, I had a realization that I must have a concussion. “'Kariyyyyl Fohe Deough’, is just a kids story, something that hid in my closet if I was bad, when I was young.” I said in disbelief. Before Blizkarear could respond I felt a sharp pain shoot through my lungs and then, everything went black.
Please don’t be to hard on me, this is my first time sharing it with anyone and it is a work in progress.
First bowl is always my favorite
When you’re playing a REALLY good game
What’s that on her hand?
it’s a psp
What’s that shooting up from offscreen?
gamer juice

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Series 5 - The Beast Below
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Um….guys….
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Its in the black hole of tumblr
At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)
Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..
it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?
now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy
EVERY DAMN TIME
There’s literally nothing there.
What is this?
I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise
Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am
WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY
WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK
I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.
ONE.
NOTE.
Oh wow there are seriously no notes..
What the heck.
OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am
WHOA SO WEIRD
I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.
On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.
it’s back
I’ll probably always reblog this
I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up
This post is historic