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“This is philosophy class?” says Virgil incredulously.

“Oh, it’s far more than that!” Deceit exclaims gleefully. “This, fellow Sides and esteemed Thomases, is the trolley problem!”

Patton is the rich aristocrat who decides to give up his life of leisure and become a pirate captain. Loves adventure, fancy outfits and being the dad to his very confused crew.

Roman is Pattons scribe who wildly embellishes their actual adventures to make them more ~dramatic~ when not helping Patton with his relationship woes he can be found avoiding actual pirate work and sketching all the cute sailors

Vigil is a legendary pirate who is board of his own reputation as a blood thirsty bad guy and is weirdly drawn to (/immediately hopelessly besotted with) Patton and his insane but wholesome way of doing things.

i'm weird rn sorry

Pt 20

The sides are completely imaginary. Thomas just passes out on his couch and vividly daydreams for anywhere between 8-40 minutes.

The sides are imaginary but Thomas only passes out on his couch when they go somewhere, and spends most of his time talking to an empty living room.

The sides are so imaginary that Thomas doesn’t just pretend to talk to them, he just hops around from spot to spot impersonating them. Like filming sanders sides but much more tedious.

The sides are real, can be seen by others, and can interact with the world around them. This can be great, cuz thomas has like 5x the amount of people to help out with chores, but can also be terrible because oh god oh no Patton’s gotten into the kitchen again and he’s already used all the flour to make cookies

The sides are real but they can’t interact with anything. This is probably for the best.

The sides are real but can’t be seen by anyone other than Thomas for some strange reason. They can still interact with objects and Joan is convinced Thomas’ house is haunted

The sides are imaginary, except on the full moon when Thomas’ curse is at its most powerful. This is why Logan has the full moon circled in his calendar

The sides are real and have all the powers of an imaginary being, including summoning objects. Thomas is op. Please nerf.

The sides are real because Thomas is a god of mischief and can do what he wants, and what he wants is to summon the aspects of his personality and occasionally, his aunt patty

The sides are only real enough to steal pizza from Thomas’ fridge. Where the food goes we will never know

hAH i love that idea way too much! lmao

flirting’s hard :(

i SWEAR i will try to make more fnaf au content and respond to inboxes- thank you for all the support, art, kind words, interest, and great ideas! 

sander sides fnaf au :D

I know this is supposed to be creepy and all BUT LET ME SAY

The pure chaotic energy with Roman threatening children and Remus sometimes stabbing Roman out of nowhere (if not scary) is comedy GOLD

i know!! i was going for creepy but honestly with these assholes?? those “malfunctions” are just théâtre kid behavior smh

(I’m sorry I had to)

i was thinking of the same idea! that he and deciet were made to help the kids learn but like deceit malfunctioned or just simply decided “go apeshit”

also i was working on drawings for the first one:

i frickin LOVE that idea!

what a brilliant way to make patton a killer robot- it kinda works for his character!

Like, maybe hee gets to the point where he sees how happy the robots are scaring him that he LETS them come find him?

And maybe one of the animatronics - possibly Roman since you said he likes the night guard - could build a make shift suit for Virgil from spare parts so that Virgil can feel as included ashes made them feel?

Sorry I love fnaf so much I’m so glad somebody else made this AU, I thought it’d be too weird but I honestly love it :3

Edit - 

Ok, I MAY have done some sketches. they’re awful, I know, but I had an idea, sorry to derail this AU…

absoLUTELY- theyre all just chaotic oml

(this isn’t remus x roman btw i just think it’s something he’d say :P)

Little fairies catching those tiny frogs by the lilypad

So we have little flower-themed faes and an explanation for their wings:

Patton (waterlily) has bee wings, but also are shaped like a heart

Logan (sage) gets dragonfly wings

Janus (sunflower) has 3 wings, his right (our left) is butterfly-like

Creativitwins (rosebuds) have double wings with rose and thorn patterns

Virgil (Lavender) has the basic wings, but do seem most like fangs.

As much as i dislike 3D sculpting and rendering, i figured i had to refresh my knowledge since my classes ended during quarantine. 

So, here’s Janus!

tag list:

So yea,,, I had these poses done for  while now… and I really liked how they turned out and… yea

Taglist:

Logan: windows error

Patton: constant giggling

Virgil: furious blushing

Famous last words from the boys 😂