If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

This is incredible.

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

Sick rhymes

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys.

BIBLIOBURRO

the fact that generative A.I. has created a completely new fundamental doubt in reality (checking to see if an artwork we see is manmade or not) and doubt in the instinct of enjoying art is unforgivable. its sickeningly tragic, and i mean it. NOTHING is worth this price and i hope that everyone will one day realize this.

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

pushed pork

not a new food. sausages.