Milk & Sugar, Please.

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

IMO, it’s healthier to conceptualize it this way. So instead of being like “why am I being so weird? I’m an introvert, I like being alone!” you say, “Ah, I must be supergluing googly eyes to my bathroom faucet because I haven’t met my minimum threshold of social interaction and I’m trying to fill that void with these tiny pieces of plastic. Maybe I should invite someone over for dinner. They sure will be surprised by all these eyes watching them while they poop.”

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

childhood friends to complete strangers

“use ai or fall behind” why are you acting like asking copilot to write an email is a particularly sought-after skillset

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

I teach this in my AP art history class. 😂 in fact the pieces that are part of the exam have a few erotic pieces with interesting histories 🤷🏻‍♀️