Your favorite local Hound/Mutt creature

THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

official frotting post

Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

official frotting post

I got Mailpup playing in my cockpit as I put pile bunkers through cockpits rend mechanical limb from body. The biggest threat in the battlefield is listening to furry rave shit.

waitress waitress, more girls with very small dicks please!!!

waitress waitress!! please make fun of how small it is!! and make sure you mix some praise in too!! call her dick cute and tiny and pathetic ok waitress?? pretty please??

waitress!! waitress are you bigger than her? yes? splendid!! splendid!! waitress!! please compare your dick to hers and show her how pathetic and tiny and adorable she is next to yours!! thank you waitress we love you waitress!!

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

"My son is perfectly fine!" Something, something, HDG

The only thing a mutt like you needs is to be trained and controlled.

might fuck around and record a narration of WARHOUND, so keep an eye out for that ig ~<3~

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

Transfemmes are so reluctant to touch grass they've had to invent grass that touches them instead. And also carries them to the doctor. And also tops them because why fucking not.