jack of no trades

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

obsessed with kris using things the player can't see to communicate with other characters. drawing on the window in the diner. 80% as much honey on toast as usual. silly faces and nodding/shaking their head. changing the tone of what we make them say to make it clear that they mean it differently. i love that it's shown time and time again that kris ISN'T apathetic about anything. kris wants friends. kris has boundaries and wants mom to know that what she did made them feel bad. kris wants the people in their life to be happy and kris wants affection. i love kris deltarune

Bitches hate to see my squad coming, cause everytime a creature enters i gain 1 life and every time i gain 1 life you lose 1 life and the first time you lose life each turn i get to surveil 1 now since a creature entered my graveyard this turn i gain 1 life and you know damn well what that means

Survival tip #184: The crabs look scary, but they don't even have power. They're probably safe to be around. They don't even have power.

libary

Survival tip #186: Apparently if you survive TOO well they take away your Survivor creature type. Which is stupid. Girl I wrote the damn book. What are you even gonna change it to, Citizen?

BERSERKER???

Survival tip #186: Apparently if you survive TOO well they take away your Survivor creature type. Which is stupid. Girl I wrote the damn book. What are you even gonna change it to, Citizen?