local werewolf struggles

Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe

dva merch is like the only fandom clothing that i could ever conceivably wear in public cuz first of all most of it is cute and pink and pastel blue second of all shes a popular enough character that you could still kind of come across as a well adjusted normie if you wear a dva snapback or some shit..otoh you wear a hanzo tshirt in public and i would cast the first stone

haters will see you braving the swift current to catch salmon in your teeth and be like he can’t afford a fishing rod

I propose a new term: ‘wolfbaiting’ for when a work of literature references wolves in its title but actually has no wolves

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

Marcie will be jealous

Good post OP good post

i never thought skateboarding was hot until i considered that….. girls do it sometimes….. ugh!! talent

If ur song about dating/experimenting w girls has any reference to seeking the permission or pleasure of men it’s Banned from being a WLW anthem, it’s CANCELLED, you have to go to the Katy Perry Shame Box, you are NOT cool for the summer, you are fucking Moist in the autumn