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me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?

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I haven’t been on this account in yeaarsssss

I

Also have nowhere to peacefully rant so here I am

#kinda like the only safe space I have rn #I honestly miss this place too #i wonder if any of my old mutuals are still here

pluviatrix-talks-too-much

is prettyboy even an insult. everything you say after you call someone a prettyboy is immediately more homoerotic. like . hello

guy

why do hoodies feel enchanted when they belong to someone you like?

not me finally logging into tumblr after years

#im a whole ass adult now #i left when they removed the porn tbh

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this is how my voice sounds in my head

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oh my god

mahboi

“Please tell me that is your nose” - Eugene H. Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants, Season 3, Episode 47a - As Seen On TV

mahboi

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

mahboi

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

mahboi

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

mahboi

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

ruinedchildhood

frozen-felix

vergeangst

Why can’t I stop watching this

vergeangst

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

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He l p m e

vergeangst

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

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listing my qualifications on my resume

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Me in the club when all the shots finally hit

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Cynthia snapped

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THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

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the guy in the audience SNAPPED

spritesucks

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

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This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

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i-am-a-fish

@i-am-a-fish is taking a paid day off today. I will be your sub for this evening, maybe forever who knows.

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You know….fish never gives us homework so you don’t have to either….

i-am-a-fish

I’m assigning five algebras

mullet-enthusiast

Fish let’s us eat in class so is it cool if I use ur microwave for this pizza?

i-am-a-fish

No. You can eat the pizza but no microwaves are allowed in my school. Use your body heat and saliva to warm it up.

noctomania

did teach leave the seating assignment?

i-am-a-fish

No. Nobody sits. We squat the entire period, we develop powerful calf muscles.

saltsluggos

Can I get a pass to the restroom? Fish usually let’s me go

i-am-a-fish

No. Do it in your hands.

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Was that the lunch bell? *starts packing things up*

i-am-a-fish

Hey you. Stop packing up. Nobody leaves untill I’ve finished reading my manga.

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burns your manga

i-am-a-fish

Child, you have absolutely ruined my manga.

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*Throws away manga ashes*

i-am-a-fish

why would you do that I’m already really upset that was really unnecessary

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*eats the sub*

i-am-a-fish

):

You know what that is it. You all really did it this time.

You ruined my hot body, and what’s worse, you ruined my manga. As punishment for all of your rambunctious behavior I’m no longer going to be your sub. Don’t even try to talk me out of it my decision is final.