you talk like a man and taste like the sun

& Then a weird guy appear

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

can you put that thing on a leash?

Big!!! Steppy!!!

Taking her job very seriously

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Puppies you so cutes awww Maybe too cutes because i like it so much i want to kill your enemies without hesitation

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

can you put that thing on a leash?

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard