Biggy J

I'm moving to Texas

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

Whoever's playing has a terrible pull out game

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

"When you fuck a bitch once"

My love life.... I'm the one in the truck

this movie ruined my life

what made this movie so remarkable is that It was one of very few at the time that did not glorify how smart someone is, and instead taught how how many hundreds of times better kindness is. And that, in my opinion, is a very underrated thing. 

Current mood: Lieutenant Dan.

Reblog if you've never had a New Years kiss

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK