a tear in my brain, allows the voices in

this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

[id: man gesturing with a consenting ferret. end id]

bella was more fashionable in twilight and new moon than any other movies

New moon is honestly so amazing and I feel that back when twilight hype was big people overlooked it because it’s “the slow one” and there are so many details and intricacies within the cinematic masterpiece. There is so much thought and creativity behind a lot of the shots and Bella keeps things from the previous movies for continuity and just ughhhh it’s so good and dare I say Chris Weitz actually cared about the first movie and the fans and the book and authenticity and he did an amazing job and if he was given Eclipse or Breaking Dawn then he still would have done an amazing job.

“I would just love to rip you open and wear your ribcage as a hat."

— Lorena Krasiki

were you a green day, my chemical romance, paramore, linkin park, simple plan or evanescence emo?

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger