evil again :)

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

the first time i heard an adult say we all have to do things we dont want to do in life i knew i was doomed

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article