I Am A Rock. I Am An Island.

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

i feel so the curse !

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

uhh sooo i made a thing 🤭 (clearly gesturing to something on a table but all you can see is a breadcrumb)

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

apparently youre supposed to suffer deeply they like it when you suffer deeply