Front-Line Boymoder 🍉

stress dreams aren't fun to have but sometimes the relief you feel upon waking up kind of makes up for it. like it helps you enter the waking world with a little more perspective and joy when you get to embrace it as a place where bees aren't making a hive in your bedroom and you're not facing life as the single mother to a clutch of iguana eggs

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

This happens with mobility aids too. I bump into shit with my forearm crutches and say "ow" before I realize those are not, in fact, More Legs. Then when I get up and try to walk without them for a second there's a moment of feeling like a dog walking upright

Reblog to rub your wet soapy tits together with prev

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

Encounter: the Magdeburg Unicorn

CHARACTER ADDED TO PARTY!

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

wait whagt

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

I told the fairies what you did, you’re fucked now.