Telescope foamer

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

What is an academic?

I like the idea of anti-shapes. like.. shapes have a certain… shape-ness about them, like circles have an outwardly curved roundness, equal-ness, and a…. centralness… a radial kinda thing about them, but it’d be cool if there was some way to concretely express the opposite sensations but keeping most of the same geometric properties. sort of like the difference between a circle and an apierogon (infinitely-sided regular polygon)

When I was like 5/6 years old, I had night terrors about the exact thing you’re trying to describe here: spheres that were not spheres, three dimensional orbs that “looked” how they should, but absolutely could not be existing in the volume and mass that they were, and lemme tell you, it was the worst, most viscerally uncanny and disgusting feeling I’ve ever had to look at those things. I can assure you, shapes that are not shapes are not as fun as you’d think

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive had those same exact night terrors!!! i had a bunch around age 11/12 and one this past summer when i had like a 105° fever!!!! like the terrifying feeling of an illogical shape, right?? and how it can’t possibly be that big???

yep, once when i was ¾ i had a nightmare that i saw eerie un-shapes in the sky and it terrifies me to this day

I always git that feeling when I was deeply uncomfortable??? Like, intrusive thoughts about em???

Apparently this is a semi-common phenomena, like it’s documented by a lot of people in the comments and also searching the web about it brings up similar stories from people about geometric nightmares. [1] [2] [3] Not that I’ve done like extensive research into this topic but from the sounds of things it seems to be related to having fevers in some cases and growing up in environments where religious/spiritual questions/ideas are present and a source of anxiety/fascination.

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

everyone has at least one friend who's jade harley. like, even if you aren't into homestuck if you have online friends at all there's a pretty good chance one of them is jade harley

@dragongirlgemstone

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

having a girl blorbo is like. i need to cocoon her in blankets and let her sleep until noon. i need to cook her three square meals a day so she’s not just living off coffee and the will of god. i need to see her wrestle a pig in the mud. i need to turn her into a keychain and swing her wildly around on my backpack. i need to give her a sword and set her loose. i need to steam her like a vegetable in my rice cooker. i need to grind her into dust with a mortar and pestle and turn her into sand art and display her on my shelf. i need to give her smoochies and kisses. i need to wear her in a locket that’s discovered with my corpse thousands of years later. i need to create a new constellation in her image. i need to cover her in blood.