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Double puff, just to be safe.

This is the most ghibli-esc movement I’ve ever seen an animal make

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The Branch Manager

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omghotmemes

Individual rights always come first!

Help my fiancé is using my $100 perfume to cover his farts

Guys I don’t know if this relationship is gonna survive quarantine.

#Relationship problems #fights during quarantine #love in the time of covid #is absolute bullshit we won’t survive #all y’all singles coveting this shit #send me a Sephora gift card and he’s yours

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Today. In quarantine life. My fiancé vehemently argued that my feelings of discomfort over one of his female coworkers (a continuing point of contention) was just as valid as his feeling of discomfort of my dislike of his favorite song. And this is where my life is at, ladies and gentlemen. Will we ever leave quarantine? Will we ever marry? Will I ever have the strength to stop crying and over analyzing and leave the couch? The world may never know. What stupid quarantine fights have you all gotten into?

#Quarantine #quarantine fights #quarantine relationship #quarantine marriage #the world fucking sucks and I may not survive it

majorsamcarters

Always.

dana-cz

#I just want to use this opportunity to point out #that he makes this promise firmly believing that she’s still marrying another man #that he’s still not going to have a romantic relationship with her #that she will be lost to him as anything else but his friend/coworker #he believes all that and still he promises her his everything #he pledges his life to her thinking AND accepting that all they can ever be is friends #he promises to always be there for her because he loves her #unconditionally #she might not be his in the sense he wants but she’s still Carter #and he needs her in his life #always and no matter what #I’m not crying you’re crying #sam and jack #OTP TO END ALL OTPS #stargate sg1 #the lost queue of the ancients

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#gOD #stargate sg1 #samantha carter #jack o'neill #sam x jack

witchesversuspatriarchy

You’re gonna love it

positive-memes

True

All those ‘50 everyday ways to stop 👏 being 👏 so 👏 broke 👏!’ bloggers will be thrilled to know I haven’t been able to have my daily Starbucks for a month for obvious reasons. Still broke as hell. Just more tired.

omghotmemes

I laughed way too hard at this

mezimraky

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

smooththegoofyshark

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

evilkitten3

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

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ruzekburgess

Today, I am simply— Henry. Ever After (1998) dir. Andy Tennant

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ohhjenesuispas

I will reblog this every time.

papayapetal

Literally this.

animalwondersmontana

Getting dirty, asking questions, being unapologetically enthusiastic about things, going overboard on projects. These are a few of my favorite things.

living-in-an-infinite-fiction

This is so heartbreaking, but so true.

mjalti

@ every girl who thinks “maybe I’m being paranoid” about ur instincts about a guy.... you’re not.

diamond-grizzly-deactivated2020

Sometimes they are.

mjalti

she didn’t text u back huh? ... good for her

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teqk

When English isn’t taught correctly…

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mangaluva-deactivated20220930

Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression

(I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed)

professorjawn

Scottish Tumblr ™ came through

bunjywunjy

oh shit I took a wrong turn at Michaels and wandered directly into the dragon aisle send help

bunjywunjy

goddammit It's everything I ever wanted out of a monster toy as a child right down to the eyeburning metallic color scheme

I think I'm going to have to take this one home.

bunjywunjy

THEIR NAME IS DENNIS AND ALL THEY DO IS EAT HOT CHIP AND LIE

deetheteadrinkingdragon

Do they get along with Wexter though? O:

bunjywunjy

YEAH.

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margotwobbie

#EL DID THAT

bookshelfbrunette

Some days I feel like Elizabeth Bennet:

“Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid.”

And some days I feel like Charlotte Lucas:

“I have no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents.”

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