Gay Thoughts

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

"thanks I installed them myself 😊💜"

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

Begone thralls! I must go brood in my tower keep *scales a nondescript brick outbuilding where a bunch of kickballs got lost*

*hurls a rubber kickball down at a straggler* heheheheheh

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too