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XIGBAR COAT RELAXED FIT SHOULDERS RESTORATION IN THE BIG 2026.

Ok so this has been ruining my brain for a few weeks now

Ive been going thru kh3 again (extremely slowly watching a playthrough) and i decided to pause and read this article that on the screen for like 2 seconds and im just like

DID XIGBAR WRITE THIS??? LIKE IN UNIVERSE, DID HE DECIDE TO BREAK INTO A NEWS WEBSITE AND WRITE AN ARTICLE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES??

Like my main point is clearly "deep-sixed" like Braig was the ONLY character in ANYTHING i've EVER heard say that combination of words

But also that last paragraph is so genuinely hilarious, like the whole point of it is clearly to make the people panic as much as possible- that cant be a normal reporter, also with the use of "keisters" (had to look up wtf that means) i dont think we really have another choice

Plus matched with the scene of Repliku and Xigbar in the keyblade graveyard it really gives the feeling that Xigbar is basically his handler

And it would fully explain why there are snipers in this world

Braig practice… someday I’ll draw him decently.. sighs