brag about how long your buttcrack is

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

Who the fuck is still watching these jurassic world movies

There is not a single game on planet earth worth 70 dollars

woah mama, i mean they. i agree

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby