Yippeee!!

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

the notion that women should have to coddle misogynists & endure their bigotry for the sake of "teaching them to do better" is so so crazy when u think about it for more than thirty seconds. unfortunately most people do not think about it & they Will expect any given feminist to be gracious in the face of her dehumanization & negotiate her personhood w bigots & if she doesn't she is held personally responsible for men turning to hate movements bc she was "mean" to them lol

"if u treat people like they're lesser they will not like u or want to talk to u" is a simple concept u learn as a child but the moment someone is misogynistic it's all "have more patience" and "don't you want to help them change" no i want to talk to people who respect me as a human being actually

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

World Heritage Post

Please don't forget Eman!!

Reblogs tend not to reflect actual donations!! Eman's family still needs help.