Here's every WIP, original and otherwise, I've got running right now. I've got older projects I may dig up someday and gods know I'll come up with more, so I'll add/subtract as things change.
Help me stay motivated! Feel free to ask anytime about any of these projects, characters, or fics!
Current fics:
Becoming is Unbecoming (IHNMAIMS, 9/? chapters)-- jelly!Ted finds the other survivors. Mostly hurt/comfort.
Sympathy for the Devil (IHNMAIMS, 1/? chapters)--AM gets trapped in Ted's head after the events of the game. Hurt/Comfort, angst, slow recovery, character exploration.
Original Stories:
Wyatt and Malcolm, aka the Oriaz Crew-- fantasy world with undead demon-slayers and the strange things they fight. The grumpy one is friends with the sunshine one. Found family out the wazoo.
Reid and Leif-- sci-fi fighter pilot rebelling against the system in the name of his lost brother. Technopathy and brain-to-brain interfacing. Political rebellion, global war, some aliens maybe.
Lenny-- a young tech nerd gets swept up in an Illuminati-esque organization fighting a supergenius who makes cyborgs. Body horror, found family, lots of violence and gore, spy-type stuff.
Mordred and Valiant-- an outlaw alchemist and a failed succubus both find out they're "special." The second closest thing to romance I'll ever write. Fantasy, gore, some religious critique, possibly sex.
Delphi, Shiloh, and Nestor-- in a post-WWIII world, mutants made for combat are finding other ways to survive. The closest thing to romance I'll ever write. Exploration of abusive relationships, sci-fi, a touch of noir, spy stuff, gay sex.
Shit I think about but never write:
Leander and Calleo-- what happens when the "chosen one" loses to the baddies; a world-ending demon is trapped in his long-suffering vessel, hijinks ensue.
Jason Liakos-- the son of a famous geneticist is legally claimed by the organization his dad made for having patented combat genes. Technically my first novel, not that I ever actually wrote it.
Tilion/Elijah and Autumn-- a dragonslayer from the past is transported to a future where dragons and humans coexist.
Mark and Jared-- a young mage discovers his place in an urban fantasy and finds himself, not proudly, the low man on the pole beside his hyper-powerful friends. YA-ish.
Cyrus-- manmade monster combat is everyone's favorite gladiator sport until someone enters a mostly-human combatant. Gore, body horror, poorly-written political intrigue.
Vaalik plots-- shapeshifting aliens invade earth. There are, like, three different plots that run through this concept at different points in the story. October is an amnesiac soldier that befriends an alien; London is part of the cleanup crew in the early days of the truce; Dez, Russ, and Kat run control on the results of mutating alien diseases.
Tom, Rich, and Basil-- three teenage boys on a crazy fun frat-boy adventure to expunge the demon from Tom's body. Not actually as fun as it sounds.
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My grandfather was an avid golfer in his youth... in the sense that he and his buddies would get drunk and whack golf balls up and down the steep PA hills, no course involved, until someone got one in a can or in the creek. He's always said golf courses should reflect the local environment to make the game more fun. Could you imagine? Desert courses on dry ground, no water traps but a LOT of sand, flats rimmed with sage scrub, hoodoos in the distance... swamp courses on boardwalks with rough made of reeds... forest courses with holes that are practically hikes, winding and steep... would make each course like a wildlife preserve with giant trails. Would save water, not destroy the enviornment, AND be so much more challenging at a professional level. Cool, these pros can hit a ball 100m+ from a manufactured setup, good for them. Can they hit it off any terrain? Can they navigate a slope more than 2 degrees? I wanna see the guy who's best at coastal courses take on the top scrub golfer. I would pay for sports channels to watch that.
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I was gonna bake fancy Greek honey cookies tonight but I ran out of steam (about to go to bed now) and I suspect I will not want to make them tomorrow. Does anyone have a suggestion for a perhaps somewhat simpler cookie that is good to bring to a party?
Ooh, I have a recipe somewhere for double chocolate cookies that are simple and always a hit! I can find that if you want it. Make sure you have a LOT of butter if you do, though.
Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.
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So this says way too much about both my game and music choices but Fath Mo Mhulaid a Bhith Ann by Maggie MacInnes (i.e., the Gaelic song from the end of Still Wakes the Deep) keeps flowing into Albannach's A'Mhaighdeann Bharrach in my head so I can never fully listen to either song.
Chapters: 14/?
Fandom: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (Video Game)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Ted/his neuroses
Characters: Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Ellen (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Gorrister (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Nimdok (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Benny (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
Additional Tags: jelly!Ted, Post-Canon, Postapocalyptic, Bad Ending, Post-Bad Ending, listen I have no idea what to tag this as so..., ask to tag, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Body Horror
Summary:
Long after AM's game, when it destroyed its Russian and Chinese counterparts and punished the remaining survivor for his insolence, Ted wanders the innards of the earth as a great soft jelly thing, suffering AM's continued tortures. The latest ruse involves a lot of androids that look an awful lot like people he knew. An awful lot...
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I signed up for a survey response program with a hospital I've visited and they keep asking questions like "which email image do you prefer? š" when they ignore every appointment request and refuse referrals and have been sued for shady billing practices... idk man don't put a welcome mat in front of a locked door?
The first thing I'd do as a shapeshifter is try to rearrange my neuroconnective pathways to see what affects my various disorders, taking note at a cellular level of what patterns increased or decreased each symptom, what made me feel best and worst, and to what extent I could change fundamental pathways in the brain while still feelin like "myself." I would partner with as many imaging labs as possible to get as much data on each change, repeated and recorded in as many modalities as possible. I could shapeshift natural openings in my skull for probe insertion and close them up once we were done. I'd ask that a database be built and spend my days working with the most creative minds on the planet, testing receptor mutations in vivo and mimicking Einstein's brain structure and experimenting with synaptic feedback loops.
The second thing I'd do is go to a zoo and turn into a tiger so people could pet me, a real tiger, safely and ethically.
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so apparently spotify gets its lyrics from musixmatchāa community-run lyrics site like genius. and since itās based on user contributions, this inevitably means some songs get misquoted; especially those from smaller artists, who have fewer eyes double-checking their lines.
so please picture me listening on spotify to a song Iāve loved since high school. great song, really lovely lyrics. and while passively looking at said lyrics I have noticedĀ multipleĀ that are just blatantly wrong (like misquoting the lyric ābejeweled and eruditeā as āin jewels andĀ aridite,ā whichā¦isnāt even a word in the English language)
but nothing couldāve prepared me for the final fucking line of this song, which SHOULD be:
āBecause heāll rob your eyes of color, and your bones to make more bricksā