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Rouxls Kaard is hands down the funniest Deltarune character. Every time he shows up he’s always up to the new dumbest fucking thing you’ve ever heard of and is somehow consistently inventing new ways to lose at literally everything. Incredible.

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

as the french say, merci goku

look man its not that hard to understand. kris is justified in hating the SOUL no matter what the route is because taking away their autonomy is a form of violence even if you are "a good guy" and are making an effort to choose "the nice options". now get outta here

i hope that guy on instagram who sings epic iii in increasingly weird ways enjoyed the hadestown proshot

we rly dont talk enough about what a weird fucking day csevet has at the beginning, like overnight flight bearing the most weighty letter of your life to meet the newly dead emperor's reviled idiot son to tell him he's emperor now, and the house you rock up at is shabby bullshit and the emperor (?) is barefoot and doe-eyed and you have to be normal about his shithead uncle throwing the letter he's snatched out of the emperor's (??) hands back at said emperor (???), and then oh uh okay yeah sure we can all fly back together, haha i do like that you're fucking chavar over, 10 cookie points for you serenity, and then the emperor (????) bites his thumb at the aforementioned shithead cousin by inviting You to go look at the sunset and asking you to show him around and he asks you your name in the informal first like he really genuinely honestly wants to know it, and then three hours later you're the emperor's (!!!?!?!!) secretary. like you woke up in the courier's dorm yesterday morning and now you have a stipend and apartments and a job being catty to nobles on behalf of his imperial meowmeow serenity edrehasivar vii. like "sure i GUESS this is a thing that can happen," csevet says to himself while staring at the massive fucking paycheck he's just been handed

Doomsday sounds astronomically fucking bad btw

i don't go here but january 6th is my birthday did something else happen on that day?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack

https://dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Doomsday_War

@liuisi alright my francophone mutual please confirm the validity of this statement

curious george is "georges le petit curieux" (george the little curious [as in. guy who is curious]) but i do wish it was guillaume le singe étrange or whatever. fun and fresh